Ronaldo crashes his Ferrari

[redlancer]

TVR Tuscan S - The one Jeremy Clarkson used to see how fast you needed to go for the speed camera not to trigger!

nice one - bet you never ever wound down the windows in a tunnel.

if a womans orgasm sounded more like a TVR engine it would give us a bit more incentive.

[Slinky Skills]

Have read in a couple of other places a Mr Lomax was on the scene. Men are called Jodie too or don't you understand these things? Was being a little sarcastic for starters but thanks for the clarification luv

The male spelling is Jody, not Jodie and yes I do understand things. Obviously you weren't being sarcastic.

Don't call me love either you gay boy.

[Tatterdemalion]

Slippery looking piece of road...obviously.

He was asked to blow down the policemans pipe at the scene sky report...breaking news.

He wasn't asked, he offered...

[Tatterdemalion]

Christ, men who get excited by cars are children. Top Gear should be banned and all cars should be fitted with speed limiters.

[the rev leeroy brown]

Christ, men who get excited by cars are children. Top Gear should be banned and all cars should be fitted with speed limiters.

bollox

top gear the only reason i dont mind paying tv license. no car should be fitted with speed limiters. i get excited by cars but i ain't no child. go look at an aston martin db9 and try not to get a stiffy..........impossible!

[kingfunk]

Christ, men who get excited by cars are children. Top Gear should be banned and all cars should be fitted with speed limiters.

[tommyg]

Christ, men who get excited by cars are children. Top Gear should be banned and all cars should be fitted with speed limiters.

Someone failed their driving test

[Parm]

Dick

[Reece]

Where's a sniper when you need one

[Elvoz]

Christ, men who get excited by cars are children. Top Gear should be banned and all cars should be fitted with speed limiters.