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    #1

    Ireland V Cyprus

    3-2 to cyprus so far, what a joke this is.
    That Staunton chap
    Possibly the least most inspirational manager I have ever seen as Ireland manager. Cant wait till he gets sacked, even if we do come back and win this game.
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs
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    he's the gaffer and the buck stops there

    I'm ****ed if I'm driving down to watch the muck on wednesday night

    Stauton needs to just **** off quietly

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      #3
      Jesus I wish the game was on RTE - Dunphy would be some craic - he's going to ride Staunton in the papers tomorrow lol

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        #4
        Originally posted by Eth
        Jesus I wish the game was on RTE - Dunphy would be some craic - he's going to ride Staunton in the papers tomorrow lol
        Yeah, dunphy would have tore into them today
        Didnt listen to what the lads on TV3 said, infact i had turned the match off after 82 mins or thereabouts. ****ing crap.
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          Haven't conceded 5 in the last 25 years, and we did it to feckin Cyprus

          Defence is a joke.
          Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

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              #7
              Oh. My. God.

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                #8
                Shambolic. The goals we conceded were an absolute joke.
                I could not dig, I dared not rob:
                Therefore I lied to please the mob.
                Now all my lies are proved untrue
                And I must face the men I slew.
                What tale shall serve me here among
                Mine angry and defrauded young?

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                  #9
                  I thought Cyprus would be ****e.
                  Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                    #10
                    cyprus are ****e but we were worse
                    yes it was a team of kids i hardly even recognised some of the names on the bench but the most senior part of that team yest was the defence and they were ****e.
                    o brien had a mare .balls being allowed to bounce .it was a total **** up.
                    they cancelled training this morning to have a "team meeting".
                    they all need a good kick in the arse after that performance yest.
                    ive seen worse games down the park
                    Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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                      #11
                      here's a bertie joke to cheer u all up

                      A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
                      He asked, "What are all those clocks?"





                      St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
                      Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."





                      " Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"







                      "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."





                      "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"





                      St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."




                      "Where's Bertie Ahern's clock?" asked the man.




                      "His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a fan."
                      Parry is a clown. En Rafa que confiamos

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Glove
                        I thought Cyprus would be ****e.

                        So did I.

                        Can't believe the result!
                        I live with Steptoe.

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                          #13
                          Andy O'Brien- probably the worst ever display from and Irish defender.
                          Did you see the size off those chickens?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Glove
                            I thought Cyprus would be ****e.
                            White liquid in a bottle = Milk

                            Purslow = C*nt

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ronan
                              cyprus are ****e but we were worse
                              yes it was a team of kids i hardly even recognised some of the names on the bench but the most senior part of that team yest was the defence and they were ****e.
                              o brien had a mare .balls being allowed to bounce .it was a total **** up.
                              they cancelled training this morning to have a "team meeting".
                              they all need a good kick in the arse after that performance yest.
                              ive seen worse games down the park
                              White liquid in a bottle = Milk

                              Purslow = C*nt

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