Race's Rocket

[Craig_H]

On the way back

If you are old enough to remember Racey's Rocket, you might be pleased to learn that the Roy of the Rovers comic is coming out of retirement next month for a 12-week spell and will be returning to the shelves of your local newsagent. Rumour has it that Tommy 'Tommy's Troubles' Barnes and Kevin 'Mighty Mouse' Mouse are also making comebacks. For you youngsters, ask your dad! (Daily Mail)

Woo hoo! I used to love Roy of the Rovers

[PTP]

I LOVED roy of the rovers!

there was some really good comic strips in there, - wasn't that big a fan of melchester - i preferred some of the other stories - there was one of keeper, who was ****ing unreal! - one stage he would be on the deck left hand side of the goal and the ball had been volleyed into the top right corner from three yrds - and in the next drawing he was up and finger tipped it away.

Also remember the two scottish fellas - one was a big beast who would steam roll through everyone and the other was a little chubby fella who would run rings round everyone haha

oh and Billy's Boots! was brilliant, he found Dead Shot Deans old boots, and instantly became class as the boots made make late runs into the box to score.

[BobTheCharmer]

Billy's Boots
Hot Shot Hamish!

I have every issue for a 7 year span starting from 1982/3 back at my parents garage.

[zimbo]

Part of me died the day two members of Spandau Ballet were picked to turn out for Melchester Rovers. I could accept last-minute hat-tricks, 50 year old strikers, kidnappings, mysterious shootings, even Malcolm MacDonald and Trevor Francis.

But a New Romantic midfield? Do I look like some kind of mug?

[PTP]

Part of me died the day two members of Spandau Ballet were picked to turn out for Melchester Rovers. I could accept last-minute hat-tricks, 50 year old strikers, kidnappings, mysterious shootings, even Malcolm MacDonald and Trevor Francis.

But a New Romantic midfield? Do I look like some kind of mug?

hahaha

[PTP]

Billy's Boots
Hot Shot Hamish!

I have every issue for a 7 year span starting from 1982/3 back at my parents garage.

thats the dude Hot Shot Hamish!

Billy's boots was my favorite iirc - i had one of the annuals one year and there was full on story for billy's boots - he got his team to a big final, and on the day of the final the club sponsors gave them all new gear including brand new flashy boots with a couple of white stripes on - everyone had to wear them, billy tried them on and went to a field on his own but couldn't kick a ball, he was ****e! - he was going to be ****ed for the final - anyway the final comes, and billy plays amazing in these new boots but at the end of it all, it turns out he had painted white strips on too dead shot deans boots!

[Craig_H]

Oh the memories

Anyone remember 'Mike's Mini Men' or whatever it was called? About the kid who was some superstar at subbuteo

[Craig_H]

The weekly comic generally featured a handful of different strips, of between one and four pages in length, in addition to a letters page, hints and tips about playing football, and features on real-life players, teams and events. Roy of the Rovers itself was usually the lead feature, although once the cover of the magazine stopped featuring actual strips (instead using photographs of footballers, or artwork that depicted the events contained inside), it would not always be the first feature in the comic. On some occasions, too, the RotR strip would be split (usually due to where the colour pages in the comic were), both opening and closing the issue and featuring a cliffhanger at its break.

The backup strips were almost always football themed, and included:

[edit] Billy's Boots
Main article: Billy's Boots

Arguably the most famous of the backup strips, Billy's Boots had appeared in Scorcher, Tiger, Valiant and Eagle before finding a home in RotR. It told the story of Billy Dane, a hopeless schoolboy footballer who suddenly developed amazing skill and intuition whenever he wore the old boots of legendary striker "Dead Shot" Keen. The strip never tended to dwell on the morality of whether or not Billy's actions could be considered cheating; there was, however, frequent rumination on whether or not the boots were genuinely magical, or simply gave Billy the confidence to play well (he would quite frequently lose the boots, at which point he would revert to playing poorly).

Billy was one of several characters in the comic to not age properly, as he remained a young boy throughout the long-running storyline.

[edit] Hot Shot Hamish and Mighty Mouse
Main article: Hot Shot Hamish and Mighty Mouse

Originally these were two different humorous strips, both written by Fred Baker and drawn by Julio Schiaffino. Mighty Mouse, a Roy of the Rovers strip, featured Kevin "Mighty" Mouse, a successful, skilful Division One player despite being a portly, short, bespectacled medical student. Hot Shot Hamish, meanwhile, followed gentle Hebridean giant Hamish Balfour, the man with the most powerful shot in the world, and began its days in Scorcher, before various mergers saw it end up in Tiger and finally RotR. Once the two strips were appearing in the same comic, they were eventually merged to form Hot Shot Hamish and Mighty Mouse (later shortened to simply Hamish and Mouse), when Mouse was transferred from Tottenford Rovers to join Hamish at Scottish club Princes Park in 1985. Five years later they moved to Glengow Rangers, with the last new adventures involving the duo appearing in early 1993.

[edit] Tommy's Troubles
Main article: Tommy's Troubles

Another of the comic's more popular strips (to the extent that, after the strip ended in 1985, it was revived within six months by popular demand), this strip told the story of teenaged Tommy Barnes. Initially it centred on his bid to be allowed to form a soccer team at rugby union-playing Crowhurst School. Later, Tommy and his pal Ginger Collins formed Barnes United FC and played local league football. The strip began in the first edition of Roy of the Rovers in 1976, finally appearing a decade later.


[edit] The Hard Man and Dexter's Dozen
Main article: Johnny Dexter

Two strips that chronicled the career of tough-tackling centre-back Johnny "Hard Man" Dexter at two different clubs. The Hard Man was a mostly comical strip, noted for the antics of fat, bald, camp but extremely successful Hungarian manager Viktor Boskovic. Dexter's Dozen originally took a more serious approach, with Johnny moving to the league's worst team and trying to turn their fortunes around, but it later took on more comedy elements, with Viktor also re-appearing. Dexter would later transfer to Melchester Rovers and appear in the main RotR strip. Indeed, he was one of only a handful of characters from the weekly comic to appear in the monthly title, often being portrayed as having an awkward relationship with the Race family.

[edit] The Safest Hands In Soccer and Goalkeeper

Rare among strips of the time in that it focused on a goalkeeper (thus meaning that the emphasis of the strip was on match-winning saves as much as match-winning goals), The Safest Hands in Soccer (1977-82) starred Tynefield City's Scottish keeper Gordon Stewart. He reappeared in the first episode of Goalkeeper in 1983, in a story set many years after his previous adventures had ended, when he died in a plane crash. The new story followed his teenage son Rick, who joined arch-rivals Tynefield United and remained in the comic until 1990. The Stewarts were fairly strait-laced characters, a marked contrast to the maverick "Rapper" Hardisty of later goalkeeper-focused strip Goalmouth.

[edit] Playmaker

Having previously been the lead strip in the short-lived Hot Shot comic, Playmaker went on to become one of the more popular strips of the latter years of Roy of the Rovers (1989-92). The story followed Andy Steel, a prodigious 15-year-old midfielder for Millside City in the First Division. Later strips would see him transfer to rich Second Division club Lands Park, and finally to big-name Spanish side Real Santania, along with his team-mate and fellow prodigy Kevin Radnor.[20] Perhaps surprisingly (particularly as by this point the strips shared an artist), Steel was never signed by Melchester.

[edit] Durrell's Palace and Wayne's Wolves

Young manager Dan Wayne was to face constant battles as manager of Western League minnows Durrell's Palace, who he became manager of in the first episode of the popular series in April 1981. Over the next few years he and veteran assistant/groundsman Joe Croke fought valiantly to keep the club in business amid a series of off-field difficulties, but enjoyed success in non-league cup competitions and even appeared at Wembley Stadium in 1984. Sadly the club folded the following year but Wayne remained in the comic in the new Wayne's Wolves story for a year. This saw him managing top-flight side Wolverdon, who were financially crippled. After bringing former Palace players Jess Barton and Duke Dancer with him and operating on a shoestring budget, Wolves defied the odds to avoid relegation and win the FA Cup.

[edit] The Marks Brothers

Running from 1980 to 1983, The Marks Brothers was one of several long-running and popular stories to appear in the comic during the 1980s. The storyline followed the fortunes of brothers Steve and Terry Marks. It began with older brother Steve playing in attack for top-flight giants Kingsbay and Terry being the star defender for struggling neighbours Stockbridge Town. Terry would eventually make the switch to Kingsbay and together the brothers were UEFA Cup winners in 1981 and FA Cup winners when the storyline ended in June 1983.

[edit] Others

Other popular strips in the 1970s included Mike's Mini Men (1976-80), following Mike Dailey's Table Football adventures (the game appeared to be Subbuteo although it was not called this). Mi££ionaire Villa (1976-77) followed rich-kid David Bradley, a fanatical fan and hopeless player who had bought himself a place in the Selby Villa team for £2million. Simon's Secret (1977-79), meanwhile, featured a young boy whose footballing abilities were enhanced by "cybernetic" implants received after a car crash. Smith and Son (1976-78) followed Barry and Danny Smith's double act at lowly Grandon Town, and The Boy Who Hated Football (1979-80) starred disinterested schoolboy John Smith, who ultimately did fall in love with the beautiful game. The Kid from Argentina (1979-81) followed Manton County's disastrous mix-up in spending big money on an unknown youngster called Jorge Porbillas from Argentina, rather than their intended target who was a famous Argentine international of the same name.

The 1980s saw a slew of popular strips run in the comic, including The Apprentices (1983-84) — a short-lived strip detailing the exploits of Melchester's apprentice professionals (effectively acting as the Melchester Rovers story in the comic as Roy was managing Walford for much of its run) — and Harker's War (1985), a strip that took an unconventional angle by showing a former policeman's one-man war on football hooliganism. The mid-1980s also saw reprints of Nipper, a popular strip originally appearing in Score 'n' Roar and Scorcher and Score, that featured Nipper Lawrence, a plucky working class teenaged orphan playing for Blackport Rovers. Interestingly, an older Nipper had previously shown up in the RotR strip itself, appearing in the England team that Roy Race selected during his one-match tenure as national coach. The strip also appeared in the short-lived monthly comic. There were some storylines that stretched reality in the 1980s, including The Wheelchair Wonder (1982-83), as a First Division teenage wonderkid managed to play again after a road accident despite being confined to a wheelchair most of the time, while Project 917 (1985-86) featured robot Rob Smith being a prolific goalscorer for Westhampton City. Meanwhile, Kevin Clarke progressed to Melchester Rovers after being a cocky teenager with Selbridge in Kevin's Chance (1986-87).

In addition to reprints of classic strips, a number of memorable new features began in the early 1990s. Goalmouth (1990-92) took quite a modern tone, following brilliant young goalkeeper Nick "Rapper" Hardisty, who was also part owner of the struggling Fourth Division club he played for, and who had a propensity for rapping very loudly at opponents and teammates during matches. Rapper was another player who would eventually be signed by Melchester, ending his own strip. Buster's Ghost (1992-93) was a sequel of sorts to Nipper, created by the same writer (Tom Tully) and artist (Solano Lopez) and featuring the same club, Blackport Rovers. Buster Madden had been a top-class player for the club, but was killed in a car crash, and reappeared as a ghost to aid his former team-mates on the pitch in a variety of bizarre ways. His cousin Nigel Foster, also a Blackport player, was the only person who could see him (a similar story called The Footballer Who Wouldn't Stay Dead had run a decade earlier). United (1992), meanwhile, was one of a handful of strips that only enjoyed a short life due to being introduced in the dying years of the original weekly comic, and was unique among Roy Of The Rovers strips in that its fictional protagonists (a struggling Premier League side) were actually shown playing against real-life teams and players. Cheat (1992-93) saw Nick Leach continually cheat his way to the top, only to ultimately see his well deserved comeuppance, while Future Ball (1992-93) gave an insight into how football may be in the future, played across the planets. The final new story to begin was Dream Keeper, which ran for just a few weeks in 1993.

Over the years, there were also occasional non-football strips, such as Racey's Rocket (1984-85), which was about stock-car racing, and Johnny Cougar, the story of the "redskin wrestler" which had previously run in Tiger, but these strips never seemed to fit into the football-themed comic and were invariably quickly dropped. Another spin-off was The Son of Racey (1989-90), which gave schoolboy Roy Race Jr his first prominent role in the comic just before he joined Rovers as an apprentice.

In addition to the players mentioned above who migrated from their own strips to the main RotR strip, there were also occasional "cross-overs" between strips in the weekly comic — for instance, in an early episode of The Legend, lead character and superstar player Agostina Da Silva was shown playing against Melchester.