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    My alternative review of the season

    BBC Sport, Jacqui Oatley's Blog | 12:50 UK time, Thursday, 14 May 2009

    With the season drawing to a close, I thought I'd reflect on the past nine months or so and pick out some of the incidents and quotes that have stood out in my mind.

    I've steered clear of the more traditional awards. Instead I've made up my own categories - just because I felt like it.

    So this is my personal take on the 2008-09 season.

    Most under-rated manager
    Steve Bruce at Wigan. He signs players for bargain prices knowing full well that he has to sell them on once they've proved what good acquisitions they are.

    He lost the likes of Wilson Palacios and Emile Heskey mid-season and Wigan have understandably struggled to win games since then. But he accepts it's part of the job and still tries to drive the club forward.

    In case you're wondering why not Fulham boss Roy Hodgson, it's because he's already receiving plenty of attention for his outstanding achievements this season. There are many other candidates, such as Eddie Howe of Bournemouth, Brentford's Andy Scott and Paul Tisdale at Exeter.

    Most under-rated player
    Nick Montgomery, Sheffield United midfielder. He's improved a great deal over the years I've watched him. He works so hard putting himself about and doing the dirty jobs that gain very little attention outside of the dressing room.

    His team-mate Matt Kilgallon is another one, though Premier League vultures will be waiting to swoop for him if United fail to win the play-off final at Wembley.

    Best manager to deal with
    Steve Bruce - I've never heard a bad word about him. He's been great for Wigan and vice-versa, but I really hope he gets his chance one day at a club where he's able to build a team and challenge for honours.

    Also Gianfranco Zola of West Ham. The nicest man around, though from a journalist's point of view that's not the most important thing!

    Team that makes me feel tiny
    Stoke City. Much has been made of the height and physical strength of their players, who've done brilliantly to avoid relegation, but I felt about 4ft tall in the corridor outside the dressing rooms waiting to do my interviews for Match of the Day. Talk about Land of the Giants!

    Darkest horse
    Nigel Pearson, Leicester manager. Clearly mistrusting of the media as a whole until he gets to know journalists individually. A totally different character on a social level, as we discovered at a recent awards event!

    Coldest ground
    Turf Moor, Burnley - January, v Swansea. I surreptitiously used my summariser Brian Little as a wind-break to protect me from the swirling, icy gale. He didn't seem to mind, or notice.

    Worst car park to get out of after game
    Leicester. I was stuck in there seemingly forever after the Leeds game without making any progress! Will remember to park further away next time.

    Worst press box
    Scunthorpe. I know that nobody outside the media cares about this, nor should you, but when you hear us broadcasting from this ground and wonder why we sound like we have our elbows jammed into our own ribs, it's because we have.

    Best ladies toilets
    Gillingham - the ladies' media lavs are very posh and there was no queue!

    Worst ladies toilets
    Portsmouth - they're well known for having the worst stadium facilities in the Premier League. After queuing for the whole of half time, it's a nightmare to try and clamber over people in the cramped press box for the start of the second half. Very friendly staff and fans, though.

    Worst European venue
    Donetsk, Ukraine (I covered Spurs v Shakhtar Donetsk there in February). Expensive to get there, freezing beyond belief at that time of year, one of the grottiest airports I've ever seen (I've travelled extensively and nothing comes close to this), shocking food (cold cabbage for breakfast, anyone?) and definitely the worst hotel I've ever stayed in (apart from a brothel in Paris. That's another story).

    If your club gets drawn to play there, it's worth coming up with a great excuse as to why you can't make the trip. The hamster needs feeding, you don't trust your Sky Plus to record Loose Women in your absence or you have to wait in for the delivery of your pizza.

    Best to steer clear if possible, especially when it's -8 degrees and you're on an open terrace.

    Best bit of gossip
    A former team-mate of this high profile ex-international player told me that the player didn't actually qualify for the team he represented with distinction for many years. He'd lied on the form stating he was related to a certain family and it was never investigated.

    It's not Tony Cascarino. I wonder how many other similar cases there have been. There are obviously far juicier bits of gossip, but they will never be published on the BBC Sport website or anywhere else!

    Rant of the Season
    No, not Rafa Benitez's pre-prepared and much-publicised rant about Sir Alex Ferguson, but Wolves manager Mick McCarthy's spontaneous outburst at a press conference after the 1-0 defeat at promotion rivals Reading in January.

    Big Mick was at his lyrical best when asked about his views of Neill Collins' early own goal which ended up costing his side the game.

    Unintentional put-down of the season
    Teenage son of a friend to me: "When you commentate for Match of the Day, do you sit anywhere near the proper commentators?" I was too busy laughing to clip the cheeky monkey round the ear!

    Black Country quip of the season
    With swine flu very much in the news, a Mexican wave is starting at Molineux before the final game of Wolves' Championship winning season against Doncaster and a fan is heard saying: "We ay gonna catch owt, am we?"

    "You don't know you're born" quote of the season
    Sean Scannell of Crystal Palace in the May edition of FourFourTwo magazine.
    "I've always been a big Chelsea fan. It was back in the days when Marcel Desailly, Mark Hughes and Gianfranco Zola were playing so you can't accuse me of being a glory-hunter." The poor love, having to grow up watching that lot!

    #2
    I wish I hadn't bothered reading that.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      As if you had anything better to do, ungrateful dog.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
        I wish I hadn't bothered reading that.
        That gives me an idea for a sig.
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrsB View Post
          As if you had anything better to do, ungrateful dog.


          That's true but normally at least I feel OK about having spent some time on something worthless. That just left me feeling empty.

          Sorry if I hurt your feelings though.

          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            #6
            I reckon that lying, non-Irish footballer (come on, he's bound to have played for Ireland) might've been Aldo...
            Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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              #7
              Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
              I reckon that lying, non-Irish footballer (come on, he's bound to have played for Ireland) might've been Aldo...
              Could be.
              Last edited by Vermilion; 15-05-09, 06:24 PM. Reason: Stupidity.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                I wish I hadn't bothered reading that.

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                  #9
                  In the words of Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.



                  Only messing Ladies!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                    I wish I hadn't bothered reading that.


                    You should move your post to the top of the thread!

                    I know now you have nothing better to do!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Darkon View Post


                      You should move your post to the top of the thread!

                      I know now you have nothing better to do!


                      But the whole point is that doing nothing would have been better than reading it because the only effect it had on me was to make me feel empty.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post


                        But the whole point is that doing nothing would have been better than reading it because the only effect it had on me was to make me feel empty.
                        Still?

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                          #13
                          No, but thanks for taking the trouble to ask.
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                          May the Lord bless this post.

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                            #14
                            Phew. I'd have felt really guilty.

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                              #15
                              I was going to say there's no need for you to feel guilty. For the record, I don't blame you at all for posting it - it's Oatley's fault for writing it and my fault for not stopping to think whether there was likely to be anything of import in it.

                              You do a fine job and I would hate to think my comments on this thread may in future leave you to leave us less than up-do-date with news about, say, Aston Villa on the grounds that some readers on this site may not feel the article passes some sort of arbitrary quality control criterion.

                              .
                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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