Martin Keown

[Ben_Itez]

Oh - and both Dixon and Keown picked their combined LFC/Scum team, and both were bull****.

Dixon's:

VDS
O'Shea Vidic Ferdinand Evra
Carrick Fletcher
Ronaldo Gerrard Rooney
Torres

Keown's:

VDS
O'Shea Vidic Ferdinand Evra
Carrick Mascherano
Ronaldo Gerrard Rooney
Torres

Pair of idiots.

The actual best combined team:

Reina
Arbeloa Vidic Ferdinand Evra
Alonso Mascherano
Ronaldo Gerrard Rooney
Torres

I know some may argue about Arbeloa, but is Gary Neville (who cant play anymore) better than him? Is Rafael (with about 10 games to his name) better? Is O'Shea? No.

What a pair of numpties

Combined teams are bull**** anyway but IMO Craig's made a much more accurate attempt

[red g]

All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this **** ?

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the ****ing puff.
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of crap as well,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he ****ed her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of *******s,

[Neil Young]

All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this **** ?

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the ****ing puff.
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of crap as well,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he ****ed her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of *******s,

IIRC that's by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

[red g]

IIRC that's by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

i thought chubby browns real name was Royston Vasey

[Joe King]

Do Martin Keown and Tony Adams talk a lot without actually saying anything? Thats the impression I get from both of them.

[Neil Young]

Do Martin Keown and Tony Adams talk a lot without actually saying anything? Thats the impression I get from both of them.

They say the same about you.

[Joe King]

They say the same about you.

MIAOW! or WOOF! in your case.

[Neil Young]

[wiw]

Combined teams are bull**** anyway but IMO Craig's made a much more accurate attempt

It's the actual best team, get it right

[Craig_H]

It's the actual best team, get it right

I phrased it poorly, mainly due to being in a rush to get the post typed.

[bodmin]

I saw him on football focus a few months ago. He was interviewing Ashley Cole.

The way he wa going on in the studio i was expecting an interview technique like Jeremy Paxman. He wa building up the interview before it came on.

I thought it wa going to be like Frost-Nixon.

His first question was "Are you enjoying yourself at Chelsea?"

And the rest of the interview was questions like that.

Hardly insightful.

I saw Winterburn the other week on ITV. Although he's got a face for radio, I thought he was very good.

[Neil Young]