Barça v United

[red g]

read this as i laugh my way through redcafe....how true

In the Premiership, our talented players win games without the need for tactics. Fergie lacked tactics tonight.

[Leyton388]

FFS that prick on sky interviewing the scum players saying that they have a chance to win THEIR trophy back next season lmfao

[Liverpel]

Absolutely outclassed. I predict that Ronaldo will decide thats enough for him and walk away now. He was the only threat they had today as usual. Hopefully now he ****s off and they are stuck relying on Berbatov

Btw Anderson got well and truly shown up again. I can't believe people think he is a top class player, makes no sense to me he's ****.

Im so happy lol

Fat Pat Dolan on Setanta Ireland said he looked more like Viv Anderson tonight.

[Tee]

Mofo reporter on Sky just asked Vidic how they will react to "win your trophy back". FFS, do Sky not have any ****in shame?

[Rigadon]

Im no clown I wont back down
I dont need you to tell me whats going down
Down down down down da down down down
Down down down down da down down down

Im standing alone
Im watching you all
Im seeing you sinking
Im standing alone
Youre weighing the gold
Im watching you sinking
Fools gold

[Tee]

FFS that prick on sky interviewing the scum players saying that they have a chance to win THEIR trophy back next season lmfao

haha you beat me to it.

[Leyton388]

Mofo reporter on Sky just asked Vidic how they will react to "win your trophy back". FFS, do Sky not have any ****in shame?

I Saw that

Not theirs anymore LOL

[Leyton388]

Sky now reported that ronaldo doesn't know if he will be at united next season

[Shanks]

Look what happens when you put in a bit of effort..

[Joe King]

What the ****'s he on about? Weird cunt. (Mr Ferguson, not Shaggy)

[Joe King]

I thought it was a travesty giving the MOTM to Xavi. It should have been Ryan Giggs. He's had a great career and he thoroughly deserves on merit. Just on merit.

[Joe King]

James Cooper, gets on my tits more than the cunt with the two phones. Said to Ferdinand, 'how will you go about retaining your title?'

[FatTony]

Walked into the middle of the office just now, its open plan, about 100 people about and hit play on the phone in my shirt pocket.

out blasts Freddie Mercury's opening to Barcelona at full volume.

The whole place stopped and looked towards me, I just started looking around in the air as if trying to find the source of the song.

Half were in hysterics, half were p*ssed.

[Shaggy]

Walked into the middle of the office just now, its open plan, about 100 people about and hit play on the phone in my shirt pocket.

out blasts Freddie Mercury's opening to Barcelona at full volume.

The whole place stopped and looked towards me, I just started looking around in the air as if trying to find the source of the song.

Half were in hysterics, half were p*ssed.

There’s a City woman on our floor. She burst through the doors and said to the entire floor, at exceptional volume and with fantastic sprightliness, “WELL IT’S PRETTY GLUM IN HERE THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!”

Went down like a lead balloon except for me pissing myself. She continued: “My favourite moment was the close-up of Ronaldo’s face this morning, sheer insolence. Shame he didn’t cry!”

At which point one of the United lads bit back. It got a little bit tense, so I broke the ice by getting up and whistling ‘Oh what a beautiful morning’.

[Imy]

I work with a Forest fan and she walked in shouting 2-0

I feel so happy this morning