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    Kinda backs up my signature – Pele predictions

    Pele (or fredo as i call him)

    Top 10 Wrong Pele Predictions
    Pele's prediction that Italy would beat Brazil on Sunday night went spectacularly wrong as the Selecao won 3-0. Every Tuesday, Goal.com
    Pele - MasterCard - football business (AFP)
    Pele may have been one of the greatest players in the history of the game, having been part of three victorious World Cup teams in 1958, 1962 and 1970, but, since retiring, he has become less respected as a pundit off-the-pitch.

    The Brazilian is infamous for his numerous wrong predictions over the years. Romario once declared that "Pele is a poet when he keeps his mouth shut", while coach Luiz Felipe Scolari delivered the legendary line, "I believe Pele knows nothing about football. His analysis always turns out to be wrong. If you want to win a title, you have to listen to Pele and then do the opposite."

    Some people have labelled Pele as a 'jinx', and his curse continued on Sunday night when he predicted that Italy would beat Brazil in the Confederations Cup. The Azzurri were thumped 3-0 as they were sent packing from the tournament, and indeed the scoreline could have been heavier as Dunga's men hit the woodwork on two further occasions.

    In light-hearted celebration of 'The King', Goal.com have put together the Top 10 Wrong Pele Predictions.

    10) China 2002

    Pele Prediction: China will qualify for the next round from their 2002 World Cup group.

    Outcome: China finish bottom of Group C with no wins, no draws, no points, no goals, as well as -9 in their goal-difference column.

    9) Spain 1998

    Pele Prediction: Spain are favourites for the 1998 World Cup in France.

    Outcome: Spain humiliatingly dumped out in the first round after losing to Nigeria, and drawing with Paraguay.


    Raul & Spain - Kings Of France '98?

    8) Colombia To Live American Dream

    Pele Prediction: Colombia will win the 1994 World Cup in the USA.

    Outcome: Colombia exit the competition in the first round, finishing bottom of their group. Their defender Andres Escobar is also tragically shot dead by an angry fan after Colombia return home.

    7) Argentina, France & World Cup 2002

    Pele Prediction: Argentina & France will both reach the final.

    Outcome: Both countries eliminated in the first round, France without even scoring a goal.

    6) Escape To Victory

    Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.

    Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.

    5) Ronaldo Is Finished

    Pele Prediction: Ronaldo will never play football again, and his career is over, following a serious injury for Milan in February 2008.

    Outcome: Ronaldo returns in March 2009 for Corinthians, scoring 10 goals in his first 14 games to win the Campeonato Paulista. Rumoured to be on the verge of a national team recall.


    Ronald-over

    4) Nii Lamptey – ‘The New Pele’

    Pele Prediction: After starring in the 1991 Under-17 World Cup, which also featured Alessandro Del Piero, Pele proclaims Ghana youngster Lamptey as his successor, ‘The New Pele’.

    Outcome: What happens next goes down in football infamy. Lamptey spectacularly fails to fulfil his talent, believing himself that he was cursed by dark forces. The midfielder shifts around clubs such as PSV, Aston Villa, Coventry, Venezia and Ankaragucu, without success, and endures tragedy in his personal life, as two of his children die.

    3) Nicky Barmby - Up There With Zidane, Maldini & Ronaldo

    Pele Prediction: Nicky Barmby will become a world class star.

    Outcome: Nicky Barmby becomes nothing more than an average player, winning 23 England caps, and never even appearing in a World Cup.


    Nick Barmby - 'The English Roberto Baggio'

    2) Africa Will Rule

    Pele Prediction: An African nation will win the World Cup before the year 2000.

    Outcome: It is now 2009, and an African country has still yet to get past the quarter-final.

    1) Brazil & World Cup 2002

    Pele Prediction: Brazil won’t even get past the group stages.

    Outcome: Brazil win the World Cup.

    #2
    Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
    Pele (or fredo as i call him)

    6) Escape To Victory

    Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.

    Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.

    Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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      #3
      Quality that. Remember the Africa one.
      3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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        #4
        Pele predictions - hilarious stuff!!!!!!

        Top 10 Wrong Pele Predictions

        Pele may have been one of the greatest players in the history of the game, having been part of three victorious World Cup teams in 1958, 1962 and 1970, but, since retiring, he has become less respected as a pundit off-the-pitch.

        The Brazilian is infamous for his numerous wrong predictions over the years. Romario once declared that "Pele is a poet when he keeps his mouth shut", while coach Luiz Felipe Scolari delivered the legendary line, "I believe Pele knows nothing about football. His analysis always turns out to be wrong. If you want to win a title, you have to listen to Pele and then do the opposite."

        Some people have labelled Pele as a 'jinx', and his curse continued on Sunday night when he predicted that Italy would beat Brazil in the Confederations Cup. The Azzurri were thumped 3-0 as they were sent packing from the tournament, and indeed the scoreline could have been heavier as Dunga's men hit the woodwork on two further occasions.

        In light-hearted celebration of 'The King', Goal.com have put together the Top 10 Wrong Pele Predictions.

        10) China 2002

        Pele Prediction: China will qualify for the next round from their 2002 World Cup group.

        Outcome: China finish bottom of Group C with no wins, no draws, no points, no goals, as well as -9 in their goal-difference column.

        9) Spain 1998

        Pele Prediction: Spain are favourites for the 1998 World Cup in France.

        Outcome: Spain humiliatingly dumped out in the first round after losing to Nigeria, and drawing with Paraguay.

        8) Colombia To Live American Dream

        Pele Prediction: Colombia will win the 1994 World Cup in the USA.

        Outcome: Colombia exit the competition in the first round, finishing bottom of their group. Their defender Andres Escobar is also tragically shot dead by an angry fan after Colombia return home.

        7) Argentina, France & World Cup 2002

        Pele Prediction: Argentina & France will both reach the final.

        Outcome: Both countries eliminated in the first round, France without even scoring a goal.

        6) Escape To Victory

        Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.

        Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.

        5) Ronaldo Is Finished

        Pele Prediction: Ronaldo will never play football again, and his career is over, following a serious injury for Milan in February 2008.

        Outcome: Ronaldo returns in March 2009 for Corinthians, scoring 10 goals in his first 14 games to win the Campeonato Paulista. Rumoured to be on the verge of a national team recall.

        4) Nii Lamptey – ‘The New Pele’

        Pele Prediction: After starring in the 1991 Under-17 World Cup, which also featured Alessandro Del Piero, Pele proclaims Ghana youngster Lamptey as his successor, ‘The New Pele’.

        Outcome: What happens next goes down in football infamy. Lamptey spectacularly fails to fulfil his talent, believing himself that he was cursed by dark forces. The midfielder shifts around clubs such as PSV, Aston Villa, Coventry, Venezia and Ankaragucu, without success, and endures tragedy in his personal life, as two of his children die.

        3) Nicky Barmby - Up There With Zidane, Maldini & Ronaldo

        Pele Prediction: Nicky Barmby will become a world class star.

        Outcome: Nicky Barmby becomes nothing more than an average player, winning 23 England caps, and never even appearing in a World Cup.


        2) Africa Will Rule

        Pele Prediction: An African nation will win the World Cup before the year 2000.

        Outcome: It is now 2009, and an African country has still yet to get past the quarter-final.

        1) Brazil & World Cup 2002

        Pele Prediction: Brazil won’t even get past the group stages.

        Outcome: Brazil win the World Cup.

        [swiped from goal.com]







        I assume he doesn't take part in the est prediction league.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by carheex View Post

          3) Nicky Barmby - Up There With Zidane, Maldini & Ronaldo

          Pele Prediction: Nicky Barmby will become a world class star.

          Outcome: Nicky Barmby becomes nothing more than an average player, winning 23 England caps, and never even appearing in a World Cup.

          WTF???

          The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
            WTF???

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              #7
              6) Escape To Victory

              Pele Prediction: During the famous film starring Sylvester Stallone and Michael Caine, Allies star Pele is brutally fouled in the first half by the Nazi opponents. The injured Brazilian claims there is no way he can continue and is carried off. The Allies are 4-0 down, and a recovery is deemed impossible.

              Outcome: Pele returns in the second half and inspires his team to an improbable comeback, even scoring a stunning bicycle kick. Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.

              Harsh but fair.
              Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                #8
                old
                "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harv View Post
                  old
                  It's age is irrelevant if you haven't seen it before. Thanks for yet another worthwhile contribution though.

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                    #10
                    ive seen it before....its old
                    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                      #11
                      You're one hell of a wind up merchant Harv. As for Carheex ...

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                        #12
                        im not a WUM you cunt
                        "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                        "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Harv View Post
                          ive seen it before....its old
                          Why are you still here then?

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by carheex View Post
                            Even in fiction, Pele's predictions go wrong.
                            .
                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                            May the Lord bless this post.

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                              #15
                              Harv is right:

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