Darius Vassell ! Superstar!!

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From Wikipedia- When at Aston Villa, Vassell missed several games after he drilled through his toe nail with a home power drill thinking it would relieve the pressure on a swollen toe. The attempt at DIY surgery succeeded only in giving the toe an infection which required medical attention.



Hands in the air, Vassell is here

[Roboklopp]

City mate showed me this- loads more pics too. Absolutely hilarious.

[Shanks]

MENTAL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXCtsxzXBKg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eredcafe%2Enet%2Ff7%2Fronaldos%2Dmadrid%2Dreception%2D256938%2F&feature=player_embedded?rel=noskim

[Tee]

That was crazier than Ronaldo's reception!!!

[Reece]

Hahaha he looks like he's been drugged and is being led around against his will

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http://video.turk.net/video/izle/173...irdi---ANKARA/

MENTAL!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...kim?rel=noskim

****in hell, what crazy crazy fans. I feel sorry for Vassell now, he looks absolutely petrified
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[Exiled_red]

****in hell, what crazy crazy fans. I feel sorry for Vassell now, he looks absolutely petrified
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What will they do when they find out he's crap??

[Shaggy]

Hahaha he looks like he's been drugged and is being led around against his will

[Shaggy]

This comment under the Vassell video made me laugh

Wow, I'm impressed, this video was over 5 minutes long and i didn't see a single knife!

[Leyton388]

LOL that puts the MJ Memorial to shame!!

[DannyMan2006]

What will they do when they find out he's crap??

Pretty much the same I guess, but they'll all be carrying Machetes and flick knives.

I jest of course.................

[Slinky Skills]

Perhaps they thought they were signing Darius Danesh.

[Guest]

I wonder if they will kill the poor cunt when they realise he's ****

[Lee]

Vassell kicked out of hotel

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/nov/12/darius-vassell-ankaragucu-hotel

The former England striker Darius Vassell has been evicted from his Ankara hotel after his club Ankaragucu failed to pay the bill.

The 29-year-old was heralded as a landmark signing – and given a hero's welcome – when joining the Turkish club in the summer following the end of his contract with Manchester City.

Vassell has scored twice in seven games for Ankaragucu, but has since voiced concerns over the club's financial problems following a recent change in ownership.

According to Vassell, players' wages have frequently been paid late, training has been cancelled and the player has been thrown out of his hotel room.

"I don't know what's happening," he said on Sky Sports News. "I have been told today that I have to leave the hotel. I have asked the managers did I do something wrong? The hotel manager said 'no you didn't do anything wrong' but they had a meeting today with the club and now I must leave the hotel.

"I don't really know what to do, I have not spoken to anybody yet.

"I have all my bags packed. My heart tells me to stay here and play football for the fans but my bags are all packed and I wonder sometimes whether I should go back home. But tomorrow I hope somebody will explain to me what is happening and we can resolve the situation.

"I'm not sure [if I will return to England]. It's difficult. First of all I don't speak the language so I can't hear anything that's happening."

He added: "Today there was a problem, there was no training today and there was different communications. Some people thought there was training, some people thought there wasn't.

"I know there has been a change of ownership and perhaps that is part of the problem. Until everybody is organised and everyone is settled down perhaps it will be like this.

"My heart tells me I must stay here and play here. The fans made a big deal for me to come here and play and I can't abandon them now because I love football and I love playing football here in Turkey and I am sure my future is here."

Vassell played 22 times for England, scoring six goals, in a career that began at Aston Villa in 1998.

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Tight ******* can't even pay for his own accomodation