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    #1

    You're on Sky Sports

    I was quite looking forward to its return tonight. Usually catch it once or twice a month during the season but **** knows why. It's a terrible, terrible programme.

    Ray Parlours' prediction for this year;

    Chelsea
    Arsenal
    Man Utd
    Liverpool

    People are creaming themselves about City beating ****in' Blackburn - yes, Blackburn - on the opening day. Arsenal will obviously stroll to the League title too because they've had the best result that they'll get all season already. **** me, what have they done over the last three seasons or so to prove they can mount a challenge?!

    Liverpool, well the same people who have been knocking Alonso are now saying that we can't win the League because Alonso has gone. And of course we're such a two man team - with Gerrard & Torres missing chunks of last season we still scored more than anyone else in the League.

    ****ing stupid media. Stupid programme.

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    #2
    And Gary Newbon is a cunt.

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      #3
      Ray Parlour: "At the end of the day, results pay the key"
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
        Ray Parlour: "At the end of the day, results pay the key"


        I should've mentioned that in my original post.

        POMO I might add

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          #5
          I hate this programme, i hate sky in general to be fair but these so called experts really are cunts of the highest order.
          RAFA

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            #6
            Originally posted by Darth Marty View Post
            I hate this programme, i hate sky in general to be fair but these so called experts really are cunts of the highest order.
            They're absolute vermin mate. I think I only watch it to listen to the pissed up callers babble on and abuse the hosts.

            Like this;

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFclQLMuSXg"]YouTube - You're On Sky Sports Gary Newbon Gets Called A C*NT![/ame]

            [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr7NpDiKyS4"]YouTube - You're on Sky Sports 29/09/07[/ame]

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lee View Post
              They're absolute vermin mate. I think I only watch it to listen to the pissed up callers babble on and abuse the hosts.

              Like this;
              Made me laugh those
              Forwards.......

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                #8
                Originally posted by DannyMan2006 View Post
                Made me laugh those
                They had one chap on tonight - first of the new series - and he basically called up and said "Hi this is for Ray Parlour *makes huge farting / raspberry sound*. Goodnight Ray".

                Great way to kick off the new season

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                  #9
                  All phone-ins are a complete waste of time to watch/listen to. Cheap tele and radio for the companies but **** entertainment and zero value. You'd be better off reading a book.
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                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lee View Post
                    They had one chap on tonight - first of the new series - and he basically called up and said "Hi this is for Ray Parlour *makes huge farting / raspberry sound*. Goodnight Ray".

                    Great way to kick off the new season
                    Forwards.......

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                      All phone-ins are a complete waste of time to watch/listen to. Cheap tele and radio for the companies but **** entertainment and zero value. You'd be better off reading a book.
                      When Danny Baker was first on 606 it was great. But then it was more to do with pointing out players with wigs, or referees who looked like cartoon characters, than a platform for witless half-wits to parade their idiocy.

                      It all turned to **** when David Mellor got involved. But then you could say that about any number of things.
                      Screaming from beneath the waves...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by zimbo View Post
                        When Danny Baker was first on 606 it was great. But then it was more to do with pointing out players with wigs, or referees who looked like cartoon characters, than a platform for witless half-wits to parade their idiocy.

                        It all turned to **** when David Mellor got involved. But then you could say that about any number of things.
                        Ah yes, fair point. If it's about fans doing ridiculous things, worst stadium for pies, footballers you've seen getting drunk etc. then phone-ins are fine. When it's an endless parade of morons and halfwits spouting clichés and received wisdom first uttered by idiots who are mistakenly called experts on the likes of Sky Spurts and 5barelyaliveand having their half-baked ideas seriously considered by overpromoted cretins like Tim Lovejoy or the unnecessarily smug Alan Green then phone-ins are an insult to electromagnetic radiation.

                        Who the **** is Dave from Basildon? Why does he think it's worth inflicting his stupidity on the rest of us? Even if he's not stupid, why the **** should I care what he thinks?
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                        Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                        May the Lord bless this post.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                          Ah yes, fair point. If it's about fans doing ridiculous things, worst stadium for pies, footballers you've seen getting drunk etc. then phone-ins are fine. When it's an endless parade of morons and halfwits spouting clichés and received wisdom first uttered by idiots who are mistakenly called experts on the likes of Sky Spurts and 5barelyaliveand having their half-baked ideas seriously considered by overpromoted cretins like Tim Lovejoy or the unnecessarily smug Alan Green then phone-ins are an insult to electromagnetic radiation.

                          Who the **** is Dave from Basildon? Why does he think it's worth inflicting his stupidity on the rest of us? Even if he's not stupid, why the **** should I care what he thinks?
                          dave from basildon

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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                            #14
                            When is this dog**** of a programme on? What night and times?

                            It's bollocks, but if people are ringing up and slating Newbon, i want to witness it live

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by red g View Post
                              dave from basildon

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                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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