Diouf's car

[Craig_H]

Forgetting how tasteless and chavvy the car looks, it's sickening that a cuntbag of the highest order is wealthy enough to own a £420k car.

Parked on a double yellow too. But why should he care? This is the same cunt who parked in disabled bays without giving a ****.

****.

[The_weatherman]

So there was no money left for a paint job?

[Craig_H]

Now, most footballers are partial to a flash motor or two as an ultimate status symbol.

But to say this show-stopping chrome Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren is just slightly attention-seeking would be something of an understatement.

The garish £420,000 supercar belongs to proud owner Blackburn Rovers' striker El Hadji Diouf.


And yesterday the 28-year-old striker chose to parade the souped-up engine around Manchester's trendy Living Room bar, a favorite celebrity hangout in the city.

His high-shine Mercedes is able to do 0-60 in an impressive 3.6 seconds and boasting a top speed of 207mph.

And the standout car will not only ensure people notice him as he drives by, but he can also check himself out in the reflective paintwork.

Judging by his 'rude boy' dress sense and his taste for life in the fast lane, perhaps he is vying to be the next presenter on MTV's Pimp My Ride.

He'd certainly be able to bring something of a 'chavtastic' appeal to the programme.

Sadly for Diouf, however, he cannot boast to being the first footballer to drive away with the mega engine.

Arsenal defender William Gallas also owns the same-style car - and he only paid £350,000 for his - as does his former Chelsea team mate Claude Makelele.

Diouf's other haul of cars include a customised white Range Rover, a Lincoln Navigator and Cadillac Escalade, a car David Beckham also has in his possession.

Senegalese footballer Diouf signed up with Blackburn Rovers in January after making a move from Sunderland.

He has also previously played for Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers and French football club de Lens.

His favourite position on the pitch is as right winger, but he can also play on the left wing or as a deep lying forward.

****.

[Harv]

I would LOVE to piss in his fuel tank.

Cereal killer.

[Marky]

Diouf's a top man, great character.

[Nicey]

You are taking the piss marky right

[The Erectile Banana]

I would LOVE to piss in his fuel tank.

Cereal killer.

Surely spitting would be more appropriate?

He's a classy guy, always has been, always will be.

[Tee]

Hoooooooooou let Diooooooooooouf out?!! Hou Hou Hou Hou!!!!

[Assassin]

You are taking the piss marky right

Pondlife isn't that smart

[Shaggy]

What an absolute ****.

The Living Room's a cunthole too - I think they've gone into administration cos the pricks on the door turn so many people away simply for "not looking the part". Diouf would fit in well there, the cunt...the irony being if any "non-celebrity" turned up looking like he does, they'd have no chance of getting in.

[Marky]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUYZz7gdTQ"]YouTube - El Hadji Diouf Prank Phone Call[/ame]

[Nicey]

**** it I would cut him in half given the chance

[Rafael Benítez Maudes]

none of you like his car then?

[Shaggy]

It's ****. Wouldn't be seen dead in it.

[Craig_H]

Can i just take this opportunity to call diouf a cuntbag of the highest order?

Thanks.