the carling cup

[little dave hedgehog]

the ONLY cup intended to be won by men with three hands.

apparently.

is one supposed to grow from your forehead?

i don't get it

[Scratch]

Manchester City at home tonight...Manchester United at home tonight...both playing teams from the south...god, Manchester will be fun tonight...think i'll have to postpone the shopping trip with the missus till tomorrow.

[Kenneth]

the ONLY cup intended to be won by men with three hands.

apparently.

is one supposed to grow from your forehead?

i don't get it

I think it was designed to be lifted by 3 one handed men.

[Craig_H]

Manchester City at home tonight...Manchester United at home tonight...both playing teams from the south...god, Manchester will be fun tonight...think i'll have to postpone the shopping trip with the missus till tomorrow.

How come they're both allowed to play at home on the same night?

[Mattshark]

How come they're both allowed to play at home on the same night?

Cos United play in Salford not Manchester

[Craig_H]

Cos United play in Salford not Manchester

I know, but it's still Greater Manchester.

[Gingawaria]

Anyone notice how our match got 15 minutes of buildup on Sky last night yet the Scum get an hour tonight?!

[Red_Polo]

Cos United play in Salford not Manchester

Hahaha

Plastic fans singing plastic songs, (sometimes) celebrating plastic success in their plastic era, plastic **** players, a plastic faced manager, even a plastic club name!

[Joe King]

Hahaha

Plastic fans singing plastic songs (sometimes) celebrating plastic success in their plastic era, plastic **** players, a plastic faced manager, even a plastic name!

That's a lot of plastic. Has Jordan sponsored them?

[Ben_Itez]

Cos United play in Salford not Manchester

No they dont. They play very near to the Salford border but Trafford is very much part of Manchester. Didnt they used to be called SAalford City Reds or summat or am I imagining it? They used to be Newton Heath something back in the day too before they moved to their current location.

[Red_Polo]

That's a lot of plastic. Has Jordan sponsored them?

No, but rumour has it the plastic for her tit jobs came from all the miniature bottles of Bells discarded following a Ferguson breakfast session. I don't believe a word of it. Her tits aren't that big.

No they dont. They play very near to the Salford border but Trafford is very much part of Manchester. Didnt they used to be called SAalford City Reds or summat or am I imagining it? They used to be Newton Heath something back in the day too before they moved to their current location.

Yep Newton Heath railway some **** or other I think...

[Joe King]

No, but rumour has it the plastic for her tit jobs came from all the miniature bottles of Bells discarded following a Ferguson breakfast session. I don't believe a word of it. Her tits aren't that big.

The only rational answer I can come up with is that biodegradable plastic was used.

[Shaggy]

but Trafford is very much part of Manchester.

Separate councils though!

[Shaggy]

Crouch hat-trick

[lickedlollipop]

Hull is rly ****ed up... Brown should be sacked, IMO.