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    Warlock says he's been paid to curse Ronaldo



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    A Spaniard who describes himself as a professional warlock claims to have been hired to cast a spell on the former Manchester United footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

    Jose “Pepe” Ruz, 58, from Malaga, has written to Florentino Pérez, the president of Real Madrid — the club that paid £80 million for the Portugal international — to warn him that the hopes of millions of fans are about to be dashed. “I have been contracted so Cristiano Ronaldo suffers a serious injury. I can’t promise when that will be, but I can say he will be injured for more time than he plays,” he wrote.

    Speculation has abounded in Spain over who might have taken out a black-magic contract on the star. Was it Sir Alex Ferguson, his former manager at Manchester United? Or Joan Laporta, president of Real Madrid’s rivals, Barcelona? Neither is a known practitioner of the dark arts — so is it one of the hapless defenders who will have to face Ronaldo in the coming season? Mr Ruz refused to name his client, other than to say that he or she was “famous and knows the player”.

    Mr Ruz claims to have practised witchcraft for 22 years; a calling for which he says he is well paid. This time, however, he will have his warlock work cut out: the Portuguese winger has already scored seven goals in five games for his new club.

    Real Madrid dismissed the threat. “It is a nonsense, like many things we have to deal with regularly,” a spokesman said.

    #2
    The power of the dark side!

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      #3
      Originally posted by liverpooltj View Post
      The power of the dark side!

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        #4
        bloody gypsies
        "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

        "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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          #5
          I thought it said Warnock - thought neil had finally lost it.
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #6
            Originally posted by PTP View Post
            I thought it said Warnock - thought neil had finally lost it.
            That was my first thought aswell, even when I reread it as Warlock I held out some hope it might be him.

            A humble guy with healthy desire.

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              #7
              Originally posted by PTP View Post
              I thought it said Warnock - thought neil had finally lost it.
              Me too.

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                #8
                Originally posted by PTP View Post
                I thought it said Warnock - thought neil had finally lost it.
                Originally posted by The Erectile Banana View Post
                That was my first thought aswell, even when I reread it as Warlock I held out some hope it might be him.

                Originally posted by JohnDoe View Post
                Me too.
                Add me to the list too
                The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                  Add me to the list too
                  and me
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                  Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                  Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                    #10
                    Sounds like something Gary Neville would do.

                    [gary]"I bet this will make Sir love me again"[gary]

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by PTP View Post
                      I thought it said Warnock - thought neil had finally lost it.
                      Me too had to look twice there!

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                        #12
                        Me too

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Exiled_red View Post
                          Add me to the list too
                          ditto
                          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                            #14
                            Am the only one that thought it said Warnock?
                            "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
                            Tupac

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Marky View Post
                              Am the only one that thought it said Warnock?
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                              Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                              Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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