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    Hull City Team Prevent Suicide.

    For Hull City the week seemed like it couldn't get any worse after they were on the receiving end of a 6-1 thrashing by Liverpool on Saturday. But after saving the life of an apparently suicidal woman from the Humber Bridge on Wednesday, the team were in decidedly higher spirits.

    It certainly would have been an unusual sight for the drivers making their way across the world's fifth largest suspension bridge, as manager Phil Brown took the entire first-team "looking for clarity" during a walk over the bridge.

    Instead, as Brown revealed in a weekly news conference, the team found the woman who Brown managed to "sweet talk" to safety.

    "We walked across there [Wednesday]. We saved a girl actually – considering her future, shall we say," Brown told reporters. He said the woman had been threatening to jump of the bridge, which has seen over 200 attempts or falls since it opened in 1981. However the Hull boss said he couldn't be sure if the woman would definitely have jumped.

    "You don't know, do you, until someone jumps, whether they were actually going to do it?" Brown said.

    The beleaguered football manager said the woman, who has not been traced, then "tootled off back to wherever she came from".

    Brown, 50, was in philosophical mood following the decision to walk the team over the bridge. "We were looking for clarity. Did we find it? Absolutely. When you're jogging you can't really speak. When you're walking, you can. So that's what we did. There are analogies if you want them. The bridge was built with engineering based on the fact that when an ill wind blows, it becomes stronger, a sturdier sculpture. As far as we were concerned, we just went for a walk." he said.

    Brown's unconventional approach to building team morale is well known. Last season he took the team on a two-day retreat in the Lake District as they were threatened with relegation. The side then clinched a crucial draw against Bolton. More recent antics have included marching the team through the streets of Hull to the club's former ground in Boothferry Park. However, not everyone is a fan of Brown's somewhat strange methods. In 2008 he was criticised for making the team sit in a semi-circle on the pitch during a half-time talk when 4-0 down to Manchester City.

    As Hull City cling on to the premiership – they are currently second last in the league – with calls from some fans that Brown should step down, the manager rested assured. He said he could never have expected that when the team crossed the bridge, it would be a member of the public who would benefit the most.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...suicidal-woman

    #2
    Phil Brown is such a cock.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Slim View Post
      Phil Brown is such a cock.

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        #4
        was listening to talksport on the way back home and think it was adrian durham. He called out Brown and called him a liar reckons he made the story up .....also was digging at brown for not reporting it to the authorities saying she could have gone back and jumped if it was true
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        Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

        Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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          #5
          More likely it was the woman who prevented Phill Brown and the team from comitiing mass suicide

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            #6
            Originally posted by rudedog View Post
            More likely it was the woman who prevented Phill Brown and the team from comitiing mass suicide
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            Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

            Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by rudedog View Post
              More likely it was the woman who prevented Phill Brown and the team from comitiing mass suicide
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              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                Hull manager Phil Brown is so angry with his players following the 6-1 defeat at Liverpool that he has banned them from the club canteen. "It is a strange punishment but the manager feels it is time they quite literally stop getting everything on a plate," says a club insider.

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                  #9
                  Phil Brown and Hull City could prevent thousands of potential suicides, if they upped their game a little.

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                    #10
                    Phil Brown.

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                      #11
                      They save one womans life; but every week thousands of their supporters die a little inside

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                        #12
                        The poor girl was probably just out for a stroll herself until she caught sight of that orange headed prick with his pink jumper draped over his shoulders and suddenly felt compelled to end it all. I know I would!!
                        I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.

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