Chelsea stars playing away from home

[fah-q]

Right, I've checked every squad and I can't work out who it is.

[Barnie7]

Lucas Niel S....???? he left everton quite quickly

but he isnt an england international

[Taxi]

wayne bridge...allegedly

[Shaggy]

They're winding us up...forget the LNS ****e.

[Shaggy]

wayne bridge...allegedly

Interesting. Where's that from?

[Reece]

They're winding us up...forget the LNS ****e.

We're not We heard that they were the initials from a mutual friend who works for a media outlet who has had an injunction slapped on them...

But yeah no one has been able to get a name from those initials so doubt it's accurate!

[Taxi]

Interesting. Where's that from?

I cannot reveal my sources

[-V-]

I would guess Rio Ferdinand. His wife is a bit rough, id have to cheat too

[PTP]

Lover Nigel Spackman

[Shaggy]

We're not We heard that they were the initials from a mutual friend who works for a media outlet who has had an injunction slapped on them...

But yeah no one has been able to get a name from those initials so doubt it's accurate!

Oh right. Him.

Well he's wrong!

[Taxi]

London Nautical School, which is situated in between 2 bridges.

[Shaggy]

London Nautical School, which is situated in between 2 bridges.

You Googled LNS too huh?

[Taxi]

You Googled LNS too huh?

[Tee]

Loverboy Nobby Solano?

[Kenneth]

Maybe it's L 'n' S? Like L was shagging S's misses?

At least that would leave the door open for lots of wild speculation.