El Hadj Diouf's New Car

[EwarWoo]

Why is he always parked in loading bays or double yellow lines???????????

He's a dirty cheating cunt on the field, surely it's not that much of a surprise that he is off it too?

[Kenneth]

It's so terrible that I quite like it.

[The Erectile Banana]

People who need to express themselves through their possessions generally have personality disorders.

[Mike]

Would love to scratch that.

[Maxiedge]

If I was a hitman, I'd take him out...free of charge.

[javier_monsterano]

I wouldn't mind having that.

[Lee]

Would love to scratch that.

I do like the Merc though

[Ben_Itez]

Undoubtedly he is a serious waste of space, oxygen, flesh and organs.

[Roboklopp]

4bys are for cunts, gold ones are for über cunts.

[Guest]

I wouldn't mind having that.

To be fair, my own image of you is not far off Diouf's spitting figure.

[Exiled_red]

Would love to scratch that.

You'd probably be doing him a favour though

[frank the tank]

he is one diseased rinocerous pizzle........

****in cunt

[cadmium]

Well I didn't think he could top the Chrome Merc, but he has.

[Shaggy]

Why is he always parked in loading bays or double yellow lines???????????

Looks to me like he's parked down the side of San Carlo, which is a ****ing amazing restaurant which he unfortunately frequents.

What an absolutely shocking vehicle.

[kev776]

If I had one bullet, Saddam, Gary Neville or Diouf........