Nicklas Bendtner

[The Erectile Banana]

Something to do with 26 not bringing him any 'luck' last season so he doubled the number hoping it would double the amount of goals he'd score. He could wear 104 if he wanted and he'd still be just as ****e.

[TheElephantMan]

He looks like a ginormous baby. He has no attributes worthy of being at a Premiership club, but I'm glad he is! I find him to be quite baffling, he makes Babel look like a superstar.

[Darkon]

Bendtner is a strange player, a few times he plays like a top premier league striker and more times than that he just throws away chances at a rate rarely seen. He gets a number of chances in each game, and sure has talent for being in the right spot but then just goes on confusing people by missing the many chances.

I reckon he won't make it at a top-4 club but probably will end up at a mid-table club doing well.

[Kenneth]

Bendtner is a strange player, a few times he plays like a top premier league striker and more times than that he just throws away chances at a rate rarely seen. He gets a number of chances in each game, and sure has talent for being in the right spot but then just goes on confusing people by missing the many chances.

I reckon he won't make it at a top-4 club but probably will end up at a mid-table club doing well.

Can't see him doing well for anyone in England.

[Liverpel]

I thought the worst part was that he was laughing as he was going off the pitch. His team were only one goal up at that stage and the match would have been over if he hit the target with one of his 17 chances.

[spud_gun]

He's just scored against Porto

[tiktu]

He is a GOAL MACHINE

[Bender]

He is a GOAL MACHINE

[Mike]

Make that two goals, he is on fire!

Only took him 37 chances probably

[Bender]

Make that two goals, he is on fire!

Only took him 37 chances probably

[lickedlollipop]

hat-trick.

[The Erectile Banana]

He's still ****.

[-V-]

Two open goal tap ins and a penalty into helton. He's still ****

[The Erectile Banana]

Two open goals and a penalty. Well done No. 52

Love this entry from the Guardian MBM.

90 mins: Eboue twists and darts his way into the box before being shoved over by Fucile. Bendtner demands to take the spotkick. After some motivational chews of gum, he sends the ball into the bottom corner. IT'S A BENDTNER HAT-TRICK, the first of his career. Obviously

[wiw]

Those tap-ins don't tap themselves in yknow Takes a special player to be in the right place at the right time. Credit where it's due