World Cup squads

[Craig_H]

Got sent this in an email, thought it was quite funny

Apologies if it's already been posted...

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Pinnochio



Libero



Vimto Memento Borneo Tango



Cheerio Subbuteo



Scenario Fellatio



Portfolio



SUBS:

Placebo

Porno

Polio

Banjo

Brasso

Stereo (L)

Stereo (R)

Hydrochlorofluoro

Aristotle

Computersezno


YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Itch



Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch



Hic Sic Spic Pric



Digaditch Fallinaditch



Horseraditch



SUBS:

Mowapitch

Letsgetrich

Shagabitch




RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Whodyanicabolicov



Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov



Slalomsky Downhillsky



Risky Swedishshev Mastershev



****ov U****ov



SUBS:

Rubitov

Gechakitov

Sodov

Pastryshev

Najinsky

Ivorripabollockov

Taykitov




ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Chatanoogaciouciou



Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou



Busqueue Snookercu



Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou



I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi



SUBS:

U

NonU

ManU

Stuffyiou

Lee Kwan Yu





DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Toomanigoalssen



Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen



Firstsson Seccondsson



Thirdsson



Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen



Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen



SUBS:



Howmanygoalsisthatssen

Finallygaveupcountinssen

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen






ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Baloni



Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli



Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani



Legslikejelli Havabenni



Wobblijelli Spendapenni



SUBS:



Cantthinkofani!!!



Buggermi



MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP2010



San Francisco



Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly



Manuel Gearbox



Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero



Chihuahua Jose



SUBS:


Jesus Maria Don Key

Burrito

Speedy Gonzalez

Tequila

Caramba




DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010


Kenning van Hire



Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez



Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors



Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe


SUBS:

Van Iller

Van Ishincreme

Van Morrison



Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.


There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.


The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.



GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

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SUBS:

KUNTS

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[Tee]

FLMAO at Germany.

[Kenneth]

You daft racist

Kenning Van Hire

[Craig_H]

Just to clarify, i didnt make this up - i just received it in an email

[Darkon]

As a no fun person whatsoever and no laughs in his life I have to add that the surname ending in 'son' is not danish but rather swedish, and that the people who made that list clearly are unaware of the cultural and linguistic differences between the scandinavian countries.

Furthermore I have to add that several other names seem very unrealistic and some are clearly just product names or types of food.

I object to the sillyness of the above on the grounds mentioned and hope they revise their list for further use.

[SK]

and there no yugoslavia left, but there are two former republics at the world cup

[lickedlollipop]

and there no yugoslavia left, but there are two former republics at the world cup

i didn't notice

[Matt]

Hydrochlorofluoro made me laugh