"Allardyce" on Twitter

[cadmium]

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam

Finding it hard to concentrate on this match. Sir Alex has been using that Nivea moisturising set I got him for Xmas and he smells devine.

Just had a wank with an oven glove on. The sensation was electric, but I've got bits of Findus Crispy Pancake all over my cock now.

[Matt]

Oh I hope this continues.

[Fivex]

Shaggy?

[destinydude]

Shaggy?

[Jaymo]

"The missus loves my big, thick sausage fingers. Loves it when I use 'em in bed. "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads. "Give us the digitry."


hahah

[destinydude]

It clearly is a fake account.

[Rigadon]

Shaggy?

It's got to be

[Chris]

It clearly is a fake account.

Haha, what you dont think its the real Sam Allardyce?

[Vermilion]

It clearly is a fake account.

Haha, what you dont think its the real Sam Allardyce?

Isn't it ? Sounds like him. hehe

[destinydude]

Isn't it ? Sounds like him. hehe

The "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads part gave it away.

Who in their right mind would want Big Sam

[-V-]

It clearly is a fake account.

The "Come on, Big Sam," she pleads part gave it away.

Who in their right mind would want Big Sam

seriously thats the bit that gave it away

[Shaggy]

It clearly is a fake account.

Haha, what you dont think its the real Sam Allardyce?

And no, for the record it ain't me. Although I do wish I'd thought of it.

[Craig_H]

Hi mates.

[destinydude]

Hi mates.

Hello Big Sam. How did it go with Mr.Ferguson the other night. Did he *beep* you in the butt for denying him three points despite benching Diouf,Dunn and (another key player whose name I forgot)

[Craig_H]

He was ok, we shared a good old fashioned bit of bangers and mash (proper british dish, none of your funny foreign muck!) and that helped mellow him.