Old whiskeynose to stop next year

[Darkon]

From a newspaper quoting the ***, says that Ferguson is set to retire after next season as the scum manager at the age closing in to 70.

It will be one of britains greatest managers going on pension, and hopefully the scum will have a hard time replacing an institution as him.

I really really really hope that he don't get to be the manager that overtake our record, so rooting for chelsea even more now, and whoever next season that can keep the scum away (hopefully us but...)

[BillobShaisley]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/neville-and-scholes-to-spend-summer-camping-in-the-mountains-201004192652/

NEVILLE AND SCHOLES TO SPEND SUMMER CAMPING IN THE MOUNTAINS

MANCHESTER United veterans Gary Neville and Paul Scholes are to spend the summer in a tent. The team mates have decided to pack their rucksacks, head for a quiet spot on the slopes of Scafell Pike and just see where fate will lead them.

Friends say the England stars are likely to spend their days birdwatching and eating picnics and their nights going at it like a pair of monumentally homosexual rabbits.

The decision was made after their relationship moved to the next level in the dying seconds of the Manchester derby on Saturday.

Following Scholes injury time winner against Man City the midfielder pulled up his shirt to reveal a tattoo depicting himself and Neville as a pair of erotically entwined angels, with the slogan 'up where we belong'.

Neville then licked Scholes on the lips before gathering him in his arms and carrying him off the pitch to the rapturous applause of their ecstatic teammates.

Striker Wayne Rooney said: "Just beautiful and about time too."

But insiders insisted there have been rumours of inter-squad lovemaking at Old Trafford for years.

One sources aid: "Last year the plumber walked into the shower room to encounter a blur of ginger testes, bumfluff moustache and guttural Northern moaning. His hair went white and the very next day he left his wife and kids and went to live on the moors."

Julian Cook, professor of football at Reading University, said: "I'm not sure how this affects the title run-in but what we can say is that from now on when people think of Man United and a quivering, purple arsehole, it won't necessarily be Sir Alex Ferguson."

[Roboklopp]

Let's hope he fails to get them number 19.

[Liverpool]

Let's hope he fails to get them number 19.

He wont be gone until he does.

[little dave hedgehog]

would it be too much to ask for them to also sign graeme souness to ruin their once great legacy right away?

[BillobShaisley]

Probably, but Roy Keane?

[Darkon]

They are starting to tout Mourinho as well... seems he gets linked to just about any top job these days

[Neil Young]

They are starting to tout Mourinho as well... seems he gets linked to just about any top job these days

And us.

[wildman]

They are starting to tout Mourinho as well... seems he gets linked to just about any top job these days

might have something to do with the fact that he's probably the best manager and before anyone jumps down my throat how many other managers at a top club have managed an unbeaten record at home for something like 8 years at 3 top teams and continually wins the league in whichever division he is in, i do think if he doesn't sign for us at some point he will end up at utd

[the rev leeroy brown]

think we all know who wants to be next manure manager and he himself seems to think he has a chance *cough "fat sam" cough* but for me i cant see past martin o'neill.

united heirachy dont want jose as even though he is one of the best managers in world football today he is seen as a short term manager - 2 / 3 seasons before he looks for the next challenge ( something i wouldnt mind him doing if he ever took over here ) but o'neill is seen as a manager who is wanting to build a legacy and for that reason alone i reckon he'll get it....................plus the man is a cunt and would suit united down to the ground.

[Bender]

he said he was going to leave a few season ago and he's still here.....

[leftpeg]

Yeah. No doubt he'll still be there 10 years from now.

[Exiled_red]

They are starting to tout Mourinho as well... seems he gets linked to just about any top job these days

I really hope they don't get Mourinho when he does leave. I'm hoping for Big Sam, Steve McClaren or Brian Kidd

[leftpeg]

I'm hoping for Big Sam, Steve McClaren or Brian Kidd

Perhaps all three as co-managers. Please. Please. Please.

[Darkon]

I really hope they don't get Mourinho when he does leave. I'm hoping for Big Sam, Steve McClaren or Brian Kidd

I am still hoping for the first idea of them getting Souness

Other three candidates will also do

I also have a silent hop for Sven-Göran the most overrated manager of all time.