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    Tim Lovejoy division would tear Match of the Day 2 apart post-Adrian Chiles

    Posted by Barney Ronay Tuesday 20 April 2010 17.28 BST The Guardian

    The BBC's best football show will take a turn for the worse if the favourite to replace Adrian Chiles is appointed



    Tim Lovejoy, the former Soccer AM anchor, is a candidate to replace Adrian Chiles as host of Match of the Day 2. Photograph: Getty Images


    So, farewell then Adrian Chiles. You weren't that bad on Match of the Day 2. In fact, in a sea of quite-badness, genuine badness and Manish Bhasin you offered a rare beacon of all-rightness. This week Chiles announced that he will be leaving the BBC, after being asked to stand down from co-presenting The One Show on Fridays to accommodate the prime‑time TV comeback of Chris Evans (who, for the benefit of younger readers, was briefly quite good on Fridays in the 1990s when he was mates with lots of people who at the time seemed important, like Noel Gallagher and Gazza and the drummer from Dodgy).

    This has been energetically reported, but it is in the main a story about the media as reported by the media for the benefit of the media. The One Show will endure for as long as people still feel a craving for gently topical sofa-based chit-chat. Hardcore Chiles fans will find their man on ITV Sport, where, history tells us, he will appear immediately diminished, flustered and oddly third-rate. Bob Wilson, unflappable on the BBC, found himself frozen with advert-break paranoia on ITV. Des Lynam went from charmingly serene to insultingly inanimate and bored.

    There is one real issue here, however: what happens now to Match of the Day 2? Chiles was pretty good as the anchor of the BBC's Sunday night highlights show, so good that at times MOTD2 seemed to have arrived from an entirely different universe to the stilted and formulaic MOTD1, with its cardboard punditry and soporifically inane notion of "analysis". Chiles was relaxed and conversational. He brought the best out of his ex-pro pundits, jarring them into saying things they might actually mean, or offering actual genuine opinions, with his unstyled everyman shtick.

    Come the end of the season a replacement will be required. And suddenly this feels like an important decision. As the only free-to-air Premier League analysis show of its type, MOTD2 has an important role. It has grown to fill a void. We need it to work. A wrong turn here could be frustratingly terminal.

    And here's the nub of it. Two words: Tim Lovejoy.

    This is a genuine possibility. In fact Lovejoy is perhaps the man most likely to take over from Chiles because in TV terms this makes all kinds of sense. Handsome Tim, with his crossover charm, his mateyness, his twitchy banter, his sofa-buzz. He's like Adrian's slightly groovier, louder younger brother, with better jeans and a vague sense of knowing people who are in bands.

    The only real problem with this is that – oddly for someone so convincingly convinced of his own popularity – lots of people don't really like Lovejoy. Why could this be?

    Perhaps it's that lingering sense that he just isn't up to presenting football on the BBC, even as a shouty, broad-brush every-bloke mouthpiece. Lovejoy brings his own brash, self-propelling sub-glamour. But he also brings a palpable ignorance of football beyond recent-vintage Premier League, as professed in his own brutally honest mea culpa hardback confessional Lovejoy On Football (misinterpreted by some as a simple celebrity memoir).

    Plus, he brings a uniquely unapologetic amour-propre. Lovejoy loves Lovejoy. This is the dominant Lovejoy theme of any Lovejoy-fronted Lovejoy vehicle. This isn't necessarily an obstacle to presenting sport well. Chiles is clearly also an operator and a toys-out-of-the-pram merchant. George Allison, the BBC's first ever commentator, was an egomaniacal impresario who also managed Arsenal, hung out with movie stars and flashed about the place carrying a gold cigar case. But still some sense of detachment on screen is required, a concession to professional modesty. As opposed to that sense of having Lovejoy-scented laughter barked into your face, your CD collection name-dropped, your inner thigh forcibly autographed and essence of Lovejoy banter expertly syringed into both your ears.

    There is a sense that Lovejoy's time, or the time when a Lovejoy made any kind of sense, has simply passed. The days when football was buoyant on a pillow of superheated growth and still mapping virgin territory of crossover-conquest and indie-band tie-in: this was when Lovejoy was just about bearable, or perhaps in some way even necessary, an idiot-mascot for the boom years.

    But football just isn't like that any more. Even Premier League clubs are on the verge of collapse. Football looks bloated and stretched, even a bit preposterous. At times like these Lovejoy on the BBC just seems in bad taste, like a juggler at a funeral.

    He is by no means a sure thing in any case. There are plenty of credible, non-risk, sober-suited alternatives (and also Manish Bhasin). The BBC may yet smell something amiss in Lovejoy and plump instead for an amiable Mark Pougatch-style fudge.

    Plus there is genuine talent out there. James Richardson, host of Channel 4's Football Italia and the Guardian's Football Weekly, and a lone success on the unlamented Setanta, would probably be the most popular choice. Already an online petition has emerged fervently backing his case to present a Premier League show that the nation, perhaps unexpectedly, has taken to its heart as a part-antidote to the self-interest of Sky Sports and the migrainous platitudes of MOTD1.

    With this in mind it seems pretty obvious that Richardson would be a very good choice. Not just in keeping up the recent Chiles tradition of intelligent, pleasantly informal debate. But also as a kind of Lovejoy-serum, an anti-Lovejoy, TV garlic to his gurning Lovejoy fangs. Either way the race to replace Chiles on MOTD2 feels unexpectedly important. And that's not a bad start in itself.
    "The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
    -- William Blake

    #2
    I don't have the hatred of Lovejoy that some do, but this would be a terrible appointment.

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      #3
      Good read.

      I like Chiles, shame he's going. The BBC seem to have royally ****ed him over, for no good reason.

      Lovejoy would be a calamitous appointment.
      Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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        #4
        lovejoy!!!!

        chelsea fan fair do's but funny ****er.

        i'd start watching again. fat adrian was a prick.
        People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.

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          #5
          I liked Chiles. He was 100x better than Gary Lineker why change him?
          Patience when teased often, transforms into rage

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            #6
            Originally posted by dww View Post
            ....
            Plus there is genuine talent out there. James Richardson, host of Channel 4's Football Italia and the Guardian's Football Weekly, and a lone success on the unlamented Setanta, would probably be the most popular choice.....
            James Richardson would be a good appointment.
            Another MASSIVE game

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              #7
              Tim Lovejoy is a cunt who represents everything I hate about football post 1992.

              This seems as good a time as any to dust off this classic book review:

              http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

              No love, no joy


              Helen Chamberlain’s former sidekick has celebrated leaving Soccer AM for 6.06 with a book. Taylor Parkes wants to know why anyone – anyone – thought it was a good idea to expose the presenter’s ego and prejudices across 288 smugly written pages?

              Soccer AM is a bad memory: hungover mornings in other people’s flats, disturbed by a crew of whooping simpletons, the slurping of pro and ex-pro rectums, cobbled-together comedy that made me long for the glory days of Skinner and Baddiel’s old ****. Yet Tim Lovejoy himself, with his fashionably receding hair and voice oddly reminiscent of Rod Hull’s, I remember only as an averagely blokey TV presenter – in fact, one of the few averagely blokey TV presenters to make me clack my tongue in irritation, rather than buff my Gurkha knife. Other than as a namesake of The Simpsons’ self-serving man of the cloth, he barely registered; just a bland, blond ringmaster in a cocky circus of crap. Almost a surprise, then, to find that his new book is not just *tedious in the extreme, it is utterly vile.

              Chopped into “chapters” that barely fill a page, in a font size usually associated with books for the partially sighted, Lovejoy on Football is part autobiography, part witless musing, and one more triumph for the crass stupidity rapidly replacing culture in this country. Hopelessly banal and nauseatingly self-assured, smirkingly unfunny, it’s a £300 T-shirt, a piss-you-off ringtone, a YouTube clip of someone drinking their mate’s vomit. Its smugness is a corollary of its vacuity. I hope it makes you sick.


              First, it’s clear that being Tim Lovejoy requires a very special blend of arrogance and ignorance. When he’s not listing his media achievements with a breathtaking lack of guile, he’s sneering at those “sad” enough to take an interest in football history, revealing his utter cluelessness about life outside the Premier League (in a section called “Know Your Silverware”, he refers to “League Three”) and making sundry gaffes, major and minor. He names Johan Cruyff as his all-time favourite player, then admits he’s only seen that five-second World Cup clip of the Cruyff turn. Grumbling about footballers’ musical tastes, he complains that “all you’ll hear blasting out of the team dressing room is R&B, rather than what the rest of the country is listening to” – by which he means indie bands. Everywhere there are jaw-dropping illustrations of insularity, self-*satisfaction and a startlingly small mind.

              There’s something sinister here, too: beamingly positive, thrilled by wealth, too pleased with himself to ask awkward questions, Tim Lovejoy is the football fan Sepp Blatter has been waiting for. Roman *Abramovich’s darling young one. Not least for his complacency: his lack of understanding of how football works (and doesn’t work) is best illustrated in a section called “Give Your Chairman A Break”, in which he defends “that Thai bloke at Man City”, and implores us to “look at the Glazers... you would have thought they were nothing but a bunch of Americans intent on buying the club and selling off Old Trafford to Tesco judging by the howl of protests from the fans. Within two seasons though, they had won the title and built a squad the envy of Europe.” Bang your head off the wall at such unreviewable stupidity – Tim’s infantile ideas of shunning “negativity” prod him into precisely the kind of thinking that has had such hugely negative influence on the game. “Look across our national team” – he means England, by the way – “and there isn’t one player who wouldn’t walk into any side in Europe... why is it, before every tournament, we start believing we’re overrated?”

              And, surprise: Lovejoy is as wretched a star****er as could be inferred from his television shows. Everyone in football is Tim’s mate (and here we have pictures to prove it, stars looking confused in his grinning, over-familiar presence, frozen by an arm around the shoulders). He’ll “even watch the occasional game of rugby now, because I’m friends with a lot of the players like Will Greenwood, Matt Dawson, Lawrence *Dallaglio and Austin Healy”.

              It’s perhaps telling that among the many anecdotes offered here, the most heartwarming (and least surprising) involves Tim getting clattered hard by Neil Ruddock in a charity game; even in this version of the story, there’s nothing to suggest Razor meant it affectionately. Still, our man is blinded by quite astonishing hubris, reprinting a photo of a banner at Anfield reading “LOVEJOY SUCKS BIG FAT COCKS” with a glee that is nothing like self-deprecation. “The hardest thing about leaving *Soccer AM,” he says regretfully, “is the thought that I might no longer be influencing the game.” True, it’ll be tough. But who knows? Perhaps the game will struggle on.

              It’s not that there was ever a time when football on telly wasn’t in the hands of dimwits, poseurs and blowhards. It’s not that Lovejoy is significantly more objectionable than TV ****s of ages past. The point is, in his own mind and that of the powers that be, he’s one of us. He is us. Savour that. God help us.

              Lovejoy on Football is published by Century at £16.99

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                #8
                Haha, James Richardson would be an inspired choice, he's absolutely brilliant on Football weekly
                Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                  #9
                  Yep Richardson is the fella. Lovejoy is a cock
                  www.terracehound.com

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                    #10
                    Great review that

                    Especially liked this bit...

                    Originally posted by Slim View Post
                    Still, our man is blinded by quite astonishing hubris, reprinting a photo of a banner at Anfield reading “LOVEJOY SUCKS BIG FAT COCKS” with a glee that is nothing like self-deprecation. “The hardest thing about leaving *Soccer AM,” he says regretfully, “is the thought that I might no longer be influencing the game.” True, it’ll be tough. But who knows? Perhaps the game will struggle on.
                    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                      #11
                      Seriously FFS

                      I guess I won't be watching MOTD2 if he's on it
                      The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                        #12
                        Elsewhere in the Guardian they are tipping Colin Murray to take over on MOTD2.

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                          #13
                          Colin Murray

                          He would be better if he didn't always look so scared all the time
                          Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                            #14
                            James Richardson would be the perfect replacement
                            James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

                            Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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                              #15
                              Its baffles me why sky havent got Richardson and replaced that clueless, agenda ridden prick who currently presents for them.

                              I guess showing the game is all they care about.

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