Transfer tittle-tattle

[red g]

Rather dramatic video there

just found this one on him to, only watched a minute....worth watching for comical attempt at overhead in first 15 seconds.

thought youtube was supposed to make you look good?

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72zjoSuN-6w"]YouTube- Manchester United signs Bebe from Vitoria de Guimaraes[/ame]

[Alex]

just found this one on him to, only watched a minute....worth watching for comical attempt at overhead in first 15 seconds.

thought youtube was supposed to make you look good?

YouTube- Manchester United signs Bebe from Vitoria de Guimaraes

Only think that video proved was that he can play against slow defenders!!

[Liverpool]

Its a great story though.

[PTP]

it's something dodgy! - we have some workmen in at the moment and I just been chatting to one who is a city fan, and mentioned that united had signed this lad.....is he immediate reaction was..

"you know why that is don't you....it'll be to do with ferguson and yer know (in a nudge nudge wink wink say no say no more kinda way) and portugal incident,"

I just went er oh yeah...and walked off perplexed.....anyone have any idea what the **** he was going on about, he said it like it was common knowledge, like fergusons signed this fella for a load a cash to stop something else coming out or something??? - i've walked off nodding and if i go back and say wtf you on about i'll look a right cunt now!

[Fivex]

Does he have the same agent as Ronaldo by any chance?

[red g]

Its a great story though.

it is and i hope its completed by him failing massively at Scum and becoming a laughing stock. Although i would like him to rekindle his career elsewhere and do well as he has had it hard.

[Shaggy]

just found this one on him to, only watched a minute....worth watching for comical attempt at overhead in first 15 seconds.

thought youtube was supposed to make you look good?

YouTube- Manchester United signs Bebe from Vitoria de Guimaraes

[red g]

it's something dodgy! - we have some workmen in at the moment and I just been chatting to one who is a city fan, and mentioned that united had signed this lad.....is he immediate reaction was..

"you know why that is don't you....it'll be to do with ferguson and yer know (in a nudge nudge wink wink say no say no more kinda way) and portugal incident,"

I just went er oh yeah...and walked off perplexed.....anyone have any idea what the **** he was going on about, he said it like it was common knowledge, like fergusons signed this fella for a load a cash to stop something else coming out or something??? - i've walked off nodding and if i go back and say wtf you on about i'll look a right cunt now!

Was he questioned about madelaine mccann??

[Fosterbloke]

I just went er oh yeah...and walked off perplexed.....anyone have any idea what the **** he was going on about, he said it like it was common knowledge, like fergusons signed this fella for a load a cash to stop something else coming out or something??? - i've walked off nodding and if i go back and say wtf you on about i'll look a right cunt now!

Maybe it's so people don't find out that he is a piss stained gin soak who went on a boozers holiday to Portugal and met Bebe and inspired him to take up football. At the homeless World Cup, Bebe was set to tell the world of this tale of inspiration but Ferguson promised him money and such if he kept the story quiet.

[badpiggy]

it's something dodgy! - we have some workmen in at the moment and I just been chatting to one who is a city fan, and mentioned that united had signed this lad.....is he immediate reaction was..

"you know why that is don't you....it'll be to do with ferguson and yer know (in a nudge nudge wink wink say no say no more kinda way) and portugal incident,"

I just went er oh yeah...and walked off perplexed.....anyone have any idea what the **** he was going on about, he said it like it was common knowledge, like fergusons signed this fella for a load a cash to stop something else coming out or something??? - i've walked off nodding and if i go back and say wtf you on about i'll look a right cunt now!

I refer you to your signature. Stick workman in the boot of your car, bring him to a whitewashed room with soundproofed walls and get tha motha****in info. Kick lumps out of him and tell him you've planted a kilo of heroin in a family members house and will make an anonymous phonecall to the "filth" if he opens his mouth. He might even throw in a discount on the building work

[Fosterbloke]

it is and i hope its completed by him failing massively at Scum and becoming a laughing stock. Although i would like him to rekindle his career elsewhere and do well as he has had it hard.

Great if it happened to Slur Alex twice (Forlan).

[red g]

Maybe it's so people don't find out that he is a piss stained gin soak who went on a boozers holiday to Portugal and met Bebe and inspired him to take up football. At the homeless World Cup, Bebe was set to tell the world of this tale of inspiration but Ferguson promised him money and such if he kept the story quiet.

maybe ginsoak was so pissed he turned up at the wrong world cup?

[PTP]

I refer you to your signature. Stick workman in the boot of your car, bring him to a whitewashed room with soundproofed walls and get tha motha****in info. Kick lumps out of him and tell him you've planted a kilo of heroin in a family members house and will make an anonymous phonecall to the "filth" if he opens his mouth. He might even throw in a discount on the building work

whilst at the same time, keep my suspicious boss off my back, by making it look like i am causing trouble when in reality i’ve just saved the business £££££’s.... Boss is about to drop the hammer on me when I say....go for it....but i just saved your ass!.

Oh anyway, he reckons that it is somehow, like a plot from Prison Break related to him flying out to give evidence/be a character witness for Carlos Queeroz

[Alex]

Something odd about not signing a player 5 weeks ago then all of a sudden paying £7mil.

They cany have signed him based on a few preseason goals? Can they?

Saying that, he will probebly turn out to be the next Pele

[Rudo]

Check out the United or City forums lads, maybe be a bit of scandal on all this...