Group G (Brazil, Ivory Coast, North Korea, Portugal)

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As funny as this all is, anything that helps Portugal make it out of the group stage is deeply troubling.

[Kenneth]

Drogba is out of the WC

[Craig_H]

That's disappointing, he would've given them an edge and made the group really interesting.

Now it's just gonna be Brazil and Portugal strolling through.

[Kenneth]

That's disappointing, he would've given them an edge and made the group really interesting.

Now it's just gonna be Brazil and Portugal strolling through.

True, but the sorrow of Drogba more than makes up for it.

[elrichio86]

Drogba is out of the WC

[Shaggy]

Yeah **** him. That's karma for every single one of those dives and fake injuries. Take that you cunt.

[Reece]

Generally speaking I want all the top players to play in the World Cup.

But as it's Drogba, and he's a cunt, I'm happy to make an exception.

[Tee]

Generally speaking I want all the top players to play in the World Cup.

But as it's Drogba, and he's a cunt, I'm happy to make an exception.

[Exiled_red]

Generally speaking I want all the top players to play in the World Cup.

But as it's Drogba, and he's a cunt, I'm happy to make an exception.

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Hmmmm this changes the whole group

[elrichio86]

Still find this funny

It couldn't have happened to a nicer footballer

[Shaggy]

Nani is out of the tournament with a shoulder injury.

[Fernandinho]

dang that group keeps throwing out massive news

[Mostar]

Yeah **** him. That's karma for every single one of those dives and fake injuries. Take that you cunt.

You couldn't be more right. Karma could be bitch.

[-V-]

N Korea's Korean Central News Agency

As reported in this paper, the immortal football team of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea have averaged 7 goals per game in their last 22 competitive matches and have not conceded a goal in a competitive match since the glorious Revolution of 1945.The undoubted support of the peoples of every country in the world against the evil Brazilian capitalists is sure to inspire our heroic football team to a double figures win.

The worker's party have turned down bids from Manchester, London Chelsea and Madrid for 7 players in the last 12 months (Kim,Kim,Kim,Kim,Kim,Kim & Kok) and such unity in the team is sure to count.

Having invented the game of '11 man ball kick' in 1968, our glorious leader Kim Jong Il regularly supplies tactical advice to the world's greatest managers, and the withdrawal of his supreme knowledge from the Brazilian camp for this game is sure to result in choas in the 'Samba boys' ranks once they concede a first minute goal.
(incidentally the dear leader invented the Samba dance on his visit to Brazil in 1970 and the country were in such admiration that they adopted it as their national dance in his honour)

Unfortunately video coverage of the match is unavailable, but a full radio commentary will be broadcast nationwide (KCNA have already had a sneak preview and it's an incident packed match that the people are sure to be proud of).