World Cup quotes

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Post the funniest, cleverest or most idiotic quotes of the Worlld Cup here.

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Has George Hamilton been stirred from his slumber? Paraguay goal hero Antolin Alcaraz produced George’s finest moment of the tournament so far:

“Can Italy escape from Alcaraz?"

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Souness does a Curbishly:

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Robbie Savage is enlightening his people on Five Live:

“He hasn’t had a kick, except for two headers.”

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Meanwhile, Bill O'Herlihy is losing interest already:

“Algeria and Slovenia play tomorrow at 12 o’clock or something like that.”

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WHO MISSES BIG RON?

Graeme Souness was quick to wade into murky racial waters:

“I think that’s a natural thing if you’re from that part of the world, you can dance.”

Eamo always fights one racial stereotype with another:

“You can’t dance in Scotland in case your wallet falls out.”

Liam Brady turned on the Uruguayans:

“They’re Latins and they make lots of fouls.”

In the absence of Mandela, it was up to Gilesy to speak for a continent:

“The black people love their football.”

According to Peter Drury, a lot of local strife could have been solved by a routine clearance from a corner:

“South Africa have liberated themselves now.”

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Johhny Giles starts on Sven:

“He’s an amazing man, Sven. To make the money that he did and stay in the game like he did. A total spoofer. Makes 25 million managing England. What does he do?”

Dunphy has his say:

“The players didn’t like him. He started to pull their birds.”

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Peter Drury in tune with substitution: "Sven Goran Eriksson tinkers with the Ivories"

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Craig H tells it like it is:

"This is the ****test world cup i can remember"

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Dunphy again:

"There's a lot to be said for the North Korean way of life - bring your own food."

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haha quality quotes.

If any of you brits are able to watch RTE 2 over the course of the World Cup i'd highly recommend it..refreshing, straight talking Punditry.
As opposed to Southgate, Shearer and all them other clowns on BBC and ITV.

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Shaggy, EST 1892:

"Understatement of the year. 13 games and 11 of them have been totally ****! Not just a bit ****, totally and utterly ****ing boring"

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Meanwhile, Bill O'Herlihy is losing interest already:

“Algeria and Slovenia play tomorrow at 12 o’clock or something like that.”

Johhny Giles starts on Sven:

“He’s an amazing man, Sven. To make the money that he did and stay in the game like he did. A total spoofer. Makes 25 million managing England. What does he do?”

Dunphy has his say:

“The players didn’t like him. He started to pull their birds.”

Dunphy again:

"There's a lot to be said for the North Korean way of life - bring your own food."

haha quality quotes.

If any of you brits are able to watch RTE 2 over the course of the World Cup i'd highly recommend it..refreshing, straight talking Punditry.
As opposed to Southgate, Shearer and all them other clowns on BBC and ITV.

I'm Irish myself and have mentioned RTE coverage a few times on here over the last few years. AS you say, miles better than anywhere else. AND I believe it is available online anywhere in Europe, I know if I was in Britain I'd watch RTE online rather than listen to the snore fest that is BBC and ITV coverage!!

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Good work from Gilesy: "Those were more Pinewood Studios passes than Hollywood passes."

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''Pele should go back to the museum...Platini is French and he thinks of himself as being more than the rest of the world. I've never paid him any attention, and I won't do it now'' (feisty Argentina coach Diego Maradona responds to criticism levelled at him by two other World Cup legends)