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    Nigeria president bans his country from playing for 2 years!- Not rascist!

    Nigeria president bans his country from playing for two years after poor showing in South Africa
    Nigeria President Goodluck Jonathan has suspended the national soccer team from international competition for the next two years following their poor performance in the World Cup.
    'Mr President has directed that Nigeria will withdraw from all international football competition for the next two years to enable Nigeria to reorganise its football," Ima Niboro, a special adviser to Goodluck Jonathan, told reporters.
    'This directive became necessary following Nigeria's poor performance in the ongoing FIFA World Cup.'
    Nigeria were knocked out in the first round.


    Completely ****ing mental they are
    "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

    "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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    Goodluck Jonathan
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      So the solution to not being very good, is to cease all opportunities to practice and get better, for two years.

      Goodluck with that one Jonathan.

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        #4


        It doesn't mater what he does, with that name he'll always be funny

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          #5
          Shamelessly nicked from ST

          Yakubu has offered to refund all Nigerian supporters who attended the World Cup.

          He simply asks for all their addresses, bank details and mother's maiden names in order to process the applications

          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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            #6
            Let's hope Cameregg does the same thing here.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              haha just realised the reason for the thread name
              96 Never Forgotten

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                #8
                Originally posted by Harv View Post
                Shamelessly nicked from ST

                Yakubu has offered to refund all Nigerian supporters who attended the World Cup.

                He simply asks for all their addresses, bank details and mother's maiden names in order to process the applications

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                  Goodluck Jonathan
                  "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                    #10
                    Can it get any more laughable than this.. True madness.
                    Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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                      #11
                      The Nigerian goalkeeper has promised to refund the cost of the fares and tickets to all the Nigerian fans who travelled to SA for the World cup following the Nigerian team's dismal performance during the competition.

                      All he asks is for each fan's bank details and mother's maiden name...

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                        #12
                        Thats will be a ban by Fifa due to political interference.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                          The Nigerian goalkeeper has promised to refund the cost of the fares and tickets to all the Nigerian fans who travelled to SA for the World cup following the Nigerian team's dismal performance during the competition.

                          All he asks is for each fan's bank details and mother's maiden name...
                          Member #1 of the Luis Suarez fan club

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by kingfunk View Post
                            The Nigerian goalkeeper has promised to refund the cost of the fares and tickets to all the Nigerian fans who travelled to SA for the World cup following the Nigerian team's dismal performance during the competition.

                            All he asks is for each fan's bank details and mother's maiden name...
                            Mate, it's bad enough nicking a joke from elsewhere, but Harv just posted that very same gag a few posts above yours

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
                              Mate, it's bad enough nicking a joke from elsewhere, but Harv just posted that very same gag a few posts above yours
                              ****ity ****. Mine is better.

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