Fat Delusional Sam Allardyce

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Had a quick look on the blackburn forums and they aren't happy with him one bit They all think he's embarrassing and keep asking why he won't just shut up

[Shaggy]

Haha. I honestly think Allardyce believes he will get the Man Utd job

I would absolutely love that

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Would be brilliant if he got it,he'd take them down.

[tsb]

I want what he's been smoking

[Pablo]

I just checked again, just to make absolutely sure this is for real!

[Mark79]

Fat Sam is heading towards being the next David Icke. The warning signs are all there.

[Pablo]

Searched on Youtube for any kind of footage to no avail

[Red_Polo]

Had a quick look on the blackburn forums and they aren't happy with him one bit They all think he's embarrassing and keep asking why he won't just shut up

Wikipedia has been updated I see...

Allardyce was appointed the new Real Madrid manager today after he claimed he could trophies every season for the biggest club in the world.
Real Madrid star Angel Di Maria said "I have never heard of him but he will hopefully guide us to a title."

Whoever did that is no Shaggy, mind you.

[Le Chef]

I’ve a mate who works in the London hotel much beloved by visiting Premiership teams including Liverpool. When Blackburn came Allardyce had to be ‘helped’ to his room and ran up a sizable porn movie bill ‘allegedly’.

I'm led to believe a lot of "sexual" escapades were hushed up at Bolton. I met him at a function at the Reebok a few years ago, he practically begged one girl for sex in front of her colleagues.

[Tatterdemalion]

Quite clear that him and the orange one are doing copious amounts of cocaine.

[pondus]

AAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahaha

Fat Sam

[Fivex]

I reckon this is the best thing I've ever read.

[Dim Tim]

[Zapater]

Jesus Christ when I read the report title I thought that it was just lazy journalism, but now that I read the article there's pretty damning quotes which make him look even more stupid than he previously did. It's especially hilarious when you look at all of the millions he pissed away at Newcastle on ****.

Also, I remember reading a piece of his in Zoo, when he was unemployed (prior to Blackburn) saying that he would prefer to manage abroad (favourably in Spain) for his next job, because his style of "management and tactics" suite the Spanish game much more than the English one. I laugh every time I think about it.

[Molby]

look closely - this is not pep guardiola - this is in fact, bacon face's bum chum........