Fat Delusional Sam Allardyce

[Shaggy]

What a ****ing sad cunt

The man defies belief.

He talks as though his teams used to beat Rafa's 100% of the time. Anyone got the actual results? We struggled two or three times at Bolton but we also won there and routinely used to stuff his Bolton & Blackburn teams at Anfield. **** off you sour, fat cunt.

[Reece]

I don't think Rafa ever accused them of cheating either, he just said they played **** football and were utter utter cunts (I'm paraphrasing somewhat).

[destinydude]

Oh my fudging God I'm still rofling

[Zapater]

In fact, the only accusations were made by him, and the "disrespectful gesture" that Rafa apparently bombarded him with after we ****ed them over.

Yet, in his mind he played it cool and was taking the mickey - just winding him up, while Rafa was losing his cool...

[JohnDoe]

He's lost it completely. He's having a manic episode.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

I NOW BELIEVE THat twtitter axccount is for real

[-V-]

This guy is unreal. The best thing is that everyone can see how much of a clown he is

[CJ]

its a small ray of light on a crappy day

he really is the most deluded ****.

even better though that he shares his delusions with the whole world

[Lee]

WTF?!

He's always been a deluded cunt but this week... well, he's taken things to a new level.

I bet the Blackburn fans are chuffed to have such a manager. Cringeworthy stuff.

[CJ]

WTF?!

He's always been a deluded cunt but this week... well, he's taken things to a new level.

I bet the Blackburn fans are chuffed to have such a manager. Cringeworthy stuff.

well as a blackburn fan wouldnt you be chuffed to have someone who is good enough to be at Inter or Real. That must be better than having someone who has been at bolton and sacked at newcastle.

oh wait. .......

[Craig_H]

He's lost it completely. He's having a manic episode.

If this was Rafa saying all this, the whole 'cracking up' bollocks would be printed on every back page in the land.

[CJ]

is it news that fat sam is cracking up though?

[wiw]

What was the silly fat cunt on about on MOTD btw? Basically that yeah, Dioufs may have been a foul, but how about that handball outside the box, the cheating ****?

[Shaggy]

Link

I could play Freddie Mercury, claims Allardyce



Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce has continued his extraordinary public breakdown by insisting he is the perfect candidate to play Freddie Mercury in an upcoming film about Queen.

Allardyce, who left the world of football open-mouthed in disbelief on Friday when he claimed that he could manage Real Madrid despite presiding over a style of play that is the footballing equivalent of a backstreet abortion, has issued a come and get me plea to Brian May and Roger Taylor, who are overseeing the project.

“Much like me, Freddie was a man’s man,” said Allardyce. “He was a performer, a showman. Why do you think twenty odd thousand people come to Ewood Park every other week?”

“It sure as **** isn’t for the football, I can guarantee you that. They come to see me strutting around the technical area in the same way that Freddie used to strut around the stage.”

Queen Movie

Allardyce has urged May and Taylor to reconsider the decision to cast Sacha Baron Cohen in the role of Freddie Mercury, something he considers would be a huge mistake.

“Sacha is a Girl’s name for starters,” He insisted. “It would be an insult to Freddie’s memory.”

“There’s only two people on this Earth who could exude the required high levels of masculinity to do Freddie’s memory justice. One’s me, the other’s Tom Selleck.”

[Reece]