Fat Delusional Sam Allardyce

[Roboklopp]

What a belming retard.

[Fredo]

He's got ambition and he's young.

[Vermilion]

“Without sounding too arrogant"

“I actually provide the benchmark for success".

"But believe you me, in the first 10 games I was the best thing since sliced bread".

"Everywhere I’ve been, I entertain the public.”

[Lee]

"Everywhere I’ve been, I entertain the public.”

He certainly does that.

[Gaz]

“Without sounding too arrogant"

“I actually provide the benchmark for success".

"But believe you me, in the first 10 games I was the best thing since sliced bread".

"Everywhere I’ve been, I entertain the public.”

[Rich]

Life imitating a parody Twitter account.

[Lee]

He had another cheap dig too which I heard on the radio last night.

Mentioned something about how his teams are always labelled as long ball merchants, and that people assume that's the case because his Bolton team beat a couple of the big boys.

Well, I'm paraphrasing.

Doesn't take a genius to work out what he was on about though. Bolton beat us 3-0 or 3-1 back in 2007 wasn't it? Or 2006? And yet he still holds a grudge against Rafa and still bleats on about it.

Tit.

[Kenneth]

He had another cheap dig too which I heard on the radio last night.

Mentioned something about how his teams are always labelled as long ball merchants, and that people assume that's the case because his Bolton team beat a couple of the big boys.

Well, I'm paraphrasing.

Doesn't take a genius to work out what he was on about though. Bolton beat us 3-0 or 3-1 back in 2007 wasn't it? Or 2006? And yet he still holds a grudge against Rafa and still bleats on about it.

Tit.

I think you're reading too much into it.

[Shaggy]

I ****ing love how he continually bleats about what he calls is merely "a perception" that his teams play brutal, direct percentage football - i.e. hoof it up in the sky and look for the bits and pieces when the ball eventually crashes down to earth. Oh right Sam, I see, what I see in front of my eyes is in fact merely a perception, something that I've bought into because I read too many newspapers and hear too many journalists talking about, and the mud sticks. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I see!

Without doubt the biggest cunt in football.

[Exiled_red]

He certainly does that.

[Roboklopp]

I ****ing love how he continually bleats about what he calls is merely "a perception" that his teams play brutal, direct percentage football - i.e. hoof it up in the sky and look for the bits and pieces when the ball eventually crashes down to earth. Oh right Sam, I see, what I see in front of my eyes is in fact merely a perception, something that I've bought into because I read too many newspapers and hear too many journalists talking about, and the mud sticks. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I see!

Without doubt the biggest cunt in football.

Steady dude, still hate some Scummers more. For non-Scum, him, Terry and Cashley though.

[Shaggy]

Well Ferguson obviously but he's kind of a law unto himself.

I hate Allardyce more than I hate Cole or Terry. A lot more.

[Chazza]

Hows your hair piece??

[Shaggy]

Haha ...managed a half-decent repair job, just need the near-bald clumps at the back to grow back sharpish

[Roboklopp]

Really? I hate them all big-time, cannot separate. Terry and Cashley encapture all that is wrong about modern footballers and FatSam us just a giant odious cunt from a bygone age. I'd love to get a shot at ****ting any of em, legal retaliation free, or peppering them with rotten food in the stocks would be as good...