How would you celebrate if you scored the winner at Old Trafford?

[little dave hedgehog]

i would slap sir alex's face, with my penis.

[cadmium]

Like this

[MrsB]

i would slap sir alex's face, with my penis.

I wouldn't.

[Alex]

Punch every single Man Utd fan in the nuts and end my footballing career in a blaze of glory.

(Having wont the quadruple the season beofre, but me personally failing to score at old toilet, in a game we won 8-0)

[Tee]

I would stick a massive Liverpool flag in the centre circle.

[Shaggy]

[little dave hedgehog]

finally watching a good copy of last night's match. seeing how happy joe cole looked after he scored actually made my hair stand up on end. magic feeling.

[little dave hedgehog]

shaggy--you would scan a tv anchorman? do you know how to do that?

[Shaggy]

finally watching a good copy of last night's match. seeing how happy joe cole looked after he scored actually made my hair stand up on end. magic feeling.

Haha I experienced exactly the same when Ngog scored the pen, and even more so on the full-time whistle when the camera cut to Ngog who was in a little world of his own clenching both fists. He looked so pleased with himself. I was, and still am, delighted for him.

[Shaggy]

shaggy--you would scan a tv anchorman? do you know how to do that?

My head wouldn't be able to cope with the intense, unbridled ecstasy, and I think my head would explode.

[Chrono]

I'd make love to a donkey.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

I'd make love to a donkey.

[Mr Darko]

I'd rip the corner flag off the pole and wipe my arse with it, then throw it into the crowd.

[little dave hedgehog]

Haha I experienced exactly the same when Ngog scored the pen, and even more so on the full-time whistle when the camera cut to Ngog who was in a little world of his own clenching both fists. He looked so pleased with himself. I was, and still am, delighted for him.

it's really been a long time coming, hasn't it? must be at least a year since we've played with any kind of joy whatsoever. i hear there's a spark in training now, but i'd be made up if we could actually see that kind of thing in the pl. even if we don't win every week, would feel great to feel like the players cared and were confident that they could get results.

[Darkon]

I wouldn't.

you wouldn't slap sir alex with Dave's penis?

I would, that would be my celebration, call over Dave and slap Fergie with his penis!