How would you celebrate if you scored the winner at Old Trafford?

[ronanm]

I'd **** on the centre circle

[little dave hedgehog]

you wouldn't slap sir alex with Dave's penis?

I would, that would be my celebration, call over Dave and slap Fergie with his penis!

and i would be happy to help.

[MrsB]

you wouldn't slap sir alex with Dave's penis?

I would, that would be my celebration, call over Dave and slap Fergie with his penis!

Ok I would!

[little dave hedgehog]

Ok I would!

please-- do *not* be gentle.

[Rich]

I'd be gutted I'd put the ball in my own net

[Pablo]

Done it on FIFA loads of times, normally I try to do the sliding on my knees celebration, but more often than not it ends up being the Robbie Keane one

[Red_Polo]

With a willy sneeze in the goalmouth.

[Le Chef]

Run the length of the pitch so I could stand in front of the Stretford End, raise 5 fingers kiss my badge and then just stand there soaking up the hatred whilst laugihng my head off.

[Assassin]

I'd make love to a donkey.

Shagging Vidic is a little over the top h:

[Assassin]

Simple celebration for me

I would chin Gary Neville

[MrsB]

Shagging Vidic is a little over the top h:

Eurgh.

[-V-]

Run the length of the pitch so I could stand in front of the Stretford End, raise 5 fingers kiss my badge and then just stand there soaking up the hatred whilst laugihng my head off.

Agree. But I would also take my top off to reveal a 'Who the **** are Man Utd' t-shirt underneath

[Craig_H]

I'd do two laps of the pitch, doing the '******' gesture to all the fans as i went. Then i'd stop right in front of ferguson and do :bird: that for about 2 mins non-stop.

[wiw]

With a willy sneeze in the goalmouth.

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