How would you celebrate if you scored the winner at Old Trafford?

[Fernandinho]

you wouldn't slap sir alex with Dave's penis?

I would, that would be my celebration, call over Dave and slap Fergie with his penis!

With a willy sneeze in the goalmouth.

Run the length of the pitch so I could stand in front of the Stretford End, raise 5 fingers kiss my badge and then just stand there soaking up the hatred whilst laugihng my head off.

Simple celebration for me

I would chin Gary Neville

I'd do two laps of the pitch, doing the '******' gesture to all the fans as i went. Then i'd stop right in front of ferguson and do :bird: that for about 2 mins non-stop.

All quality!

[paulg]

I'd curl one out, in the shape of the Liverbird, on the penalty spot in front of the Stretford End.

Then rub Gary Neville's face in it.