Rooney v Ferguson

[Imy]

It's bull****, he's just playing up to the fans - this way they carry on hating the Glazers instead of thinking he's a greedy *******.

I hope Fergie doesn't play him again (i've just bombed him out my fantasy premiership team too)

[Reece]

It happened exactly as i described It was pure gold. Keys looked like he was at a relative's wake

****ing hell. They've actually become a parody of themselves

[red g]

It happened exactly as i described It was pure gold. Keys looked like he was at a relative's wake

thought u were taking the piss

[Assassin]

I can kind of see Rooney's point though - after all, Bebe for £7.4m or VdV for £8m?

This signing shows mr has completely lost the plot. FFS he had necer really heard of him or seen him play.

Its great to see Bebe making such an impact

[Craig_H]

thought u were taking the piss

Even i couldnt make that up

It was what happened. I had a combined feeling of disbelief and sheer glee at how utterly cringeworthy it was.

[Alex]

I can kind of see Rooney's point though - after all, Bebe for £7.4m or VdV for £8m?

I'll take poulsen and konchesky for 8mil instead please

[Craig_H]

This signing shows mr has completely lost the plot. FFS he had necer really heard of him or seen him play.

Its great to see Bebe making such an impact

I still think there may have been something dodgy going on with that signing.

[McDermotX]

Keys (in mournful voice): Wayne Rooney has issued a statement confirming he wont sign a new contract. It's all we've talked about in the last 24 hours. It seems he's fallen out of love with Manchester United. But it wasnt always like that.

Cue montage of 'great' Rooney moments, accompanied by operatic music - and then a second montage of his difficult times, with 'heart wrenching' music

Utter embarrassment

Wanking material for all the scum

[Assassin]

I still think there may have been something dodgy going on with that signing.

Me too, I have a feeling that mr's son must have been involved as a beneficiary in the deal

[Leyton388]

Rooney is right though. He can see that they are a sinking ship and lets face it he isn't a manc or united through and through.

[Roboklopp]

........yet he was only saying that he'd sign for life 6 months ago, the pigfaced mong.

That scene Craig was describing sounds hilarious. ****ing monkeys.

[RedAndWhite]

Stupid question - but doesnt a player have to play, or be selected, for a certain number of match's or they can claim breach of contract and walk away?!?

[Shanks]

I think the best thing the Glazers could do, is bring out a Green and Gold third shirt....

[Neil Young]

He has a point, but FFS, they finished one point behind chelsea last year. One.

OTT reaction. Money motivated this as much as ambition.

I agree it's about money but I don't necessarily lay at that Rooney's door.

Paul Stretford will get his cut of any new contract.

[Craig_H]

I think the best thing the Glazers could do, is bring out a Green and Gold third shirt....

I was hoping they'd make their new away kit green and gold. That would've been the funniest thing i'd have seen in years.