The lad that threw a coin at Bellamy a while back...

[Lee]

Anyone seen this before?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Adam-Teese-needs-your-help/273727021972#!/pages/Adam-Teese-needs-your-help/273727021972?v=wall

[Craig_H]

Erm....what's it all about then?

[Craig_H]

Oh dear, poor adam

Who is Adam Teese, I hear you ask..? Well, he's the (alleged) yob who hit Craig Bellamy with a coin when CB went to take a corner in the cup semi final on Wednesday. Having been identified and arrested by the scuffers, they then went and released his name and in doing ran the risk of setting him up for revenge attacks by scally City fans.

No.... nobody has been around his house to take it out on his nose, instead, revenge has been much more..er, shall we say.... delicious.

Since Thursday, Teese has had his home bombarded with pranks which I think it would be reasonable to presume, were made by City fans. Since Thursday, the following has arrived at his front door:

£150 worth of pizza deliveries
A skip
A rat exterminator
Two prostitutes
A bronze statue of Winston Churchill
A salesman, come to make a quote for an indoor swimming pool
A performance by Squeaky The Clown
A bouncy castle
An Avon cosmetics representative
A breakdown truck
A puppet show............and the piece de resistance,,,,

A 1957 pink cadillac complete with Elvis Presley lookey-likey chauffeur.

Apparently his dad has had to take time off work to deal with all the other hoaxes and problem calls and Adam is well in the doghouse with pater and mater. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

I think this form of revenge should teach Teese Minor a far more salutory lesson in life than a paltry fine handed out by a magistrate, which he probably won't pay anyway.

Teese has learned that in the modern age of CCTV, there is no such thing as the anonymity of the crowd and subsequent identification will lay him wide open to the retribution he thoroughly deserves. It is to be hoped he will become an older, wiser man as a result of this experience.

As for the (presumed) City fans responsible for the pranks...? Well, I say "Bravo". You gentlemen have responded with the most splendid humour. I commend you. Far be it from me to incite you to greater efforts (which of course, this article is not intended in any way to do), but if I were to read more of such goings-on I would continue to roar with great guffaws and hoots of derisive laughter, as I did when I read the first article in the paper this morning.

Planks like young Teese need to be taught a lesson, and if it can be done without recourse to violence, then all good as far as I am concerned.

[Lee]

Oh yeah Craig, poor Adam is ****ed

He'll think twice in future

[Shaggy]

[Lee]

A bronze statue of Winston Churchill

[Fivex]

''Changed his name online to Craig Bellamy''

[Fivex]

Most recent post on there is

Adam Teese to appear on a December airing of JEREMY KYLE on ITV1 - He is rumoured to be appearing along side his girlfriend/cousin and also his mother. We'll let you know if we get the date/time. Keep your eyes peeled!

Assuming that's with the guys consent?

[Lee]

Most recent post on there is



Assuming that's with the guys consent?

Didn't see that. Sounds interesting though - his girlfriend is his cousin and mother.

Dirty *******.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

:haha

[Shanks]

''He is also available for dirty phone chat now, number directed to his landline lol. Snowballing and BDSM ''

[Tatterdemalion]

This is all very well, but I'm not sure those folk who honestly turned up at his door step only to be told it was all a hoax would see the funny side. I'm sure the Elvis caddy driver has expenses you know!