Roy Hodgson

[Stanbull]

He's right in a way but he's verbally incontinent.

in 6 foreign languges too apparantly

[cream]

He really thinks he's the dogs bollocks, doesn't he.

[Craig_H]

[ChesterDave]

“Scharner is a very different player to Youssouf Mulumbu, who is different to Graham Dorrans, who is different to Chris Brunt, who is different to Jerome Thomas, who is different to Zoltan Gera, who is different to James Morrison, who is different to George Thorne.

I didnt have Bodge down as a Lou Bega fan

[Zapater]

Check out his very first comment

Roy Hodgson - FATV Fantasy 5 a side - YouTube

"I'd better choose a striker i suppose, somebody to score a goal or two"

What the ****, is he serious? "Thinking back 36 years to players or 25 years, to players, maybe you remember them actually better than they were"

With comments like that, and all other kind of comedic gold which flies out of his mouth every time he opens it, one can't help but dislike him. There's no way I'll ever stop hating him for what he did, and as a result take the piss out of him for the rest of his horrible career.

[peekay]

"If we had had five points, which we should definitely have had because the Stoke game was a point totally lost in bizarre circumstances, we might have been saying 'it's not great but it's not too bad'," he explained.

"We are that point behind where we want to be, and ideally we would have had seven or eight points and it would have been a very good start.

"But the fact is starts are starts, middles are middles and ends are ends and the bottom line in the Premier League is that you've just got to keep playing and keep trying to get points in every game you play.

"Last year the start was quite reasonable, I think, and then they went 16 games where they hardly took any points and we had to take 20 from the last 12.

"That is ridiculous really, because 20 points from 12 for teams like ourselves is going to be nigh-on impossible for the best part of the season.

"What we've got to keep doing is making sure every time we go on the field we're up for it, we're ready and we make it very difficult for the opposition and give ourselves a chance of getting a result - ideally a win but if that's not possible for some reason staying in the game for long enough to get yourself a draw.

"There'll be the odd game where you think you didn't get what you deserved but over the 38 games you have to believe what you do, how you play and how you shape up on the field will give you the results you deserve."

[Roboklopp]

Is that real? Sounds like one of Shaggy's vids FFS.

[Shaggy]

"If we had had five points, which we should definitely have had because the Stoke game was a point totally lost in bizarre circumstances, we might have been saying 'it's not great but it's not too bad'," he explained.

"We are that point behind where we want to be, and ideally we would have had seven or eight points and it would have been a very good start.

"But the fact is starts are starts, middles are middles and ends are ends and the bottom line in the Premier League is that you've just got to keep playing and keep trying to get points in every game you play.

"Last year the start was quite reasonable, I think, and then they went 16 games where they hardly took any points and we had to take 20 from the last 12.

"That is ridiculous really, because 20 points from 12 for teams like ourselves is going to be nigh-on impossible for the best part of the season.

"What we've got to keep doing is making sure every time we go on the field we're up for it, we're ready and we make it very difficult for the opposition and give ourselves a chance of getting a result - ideally a win but if that's not possible for some reason staying in the game for long enough to get yourself a draw.

"There'll be the odd game where you think you didn't get what you deserved but over the 38 games you have to believe what you do, how you play and how you shape up on the field will give you the results you deserve."

[dom9]

The man is a turd that won't flush.

[Alex]

He is like a stand up, he hits his points in every interview. That could have been about us last year. ****ing Cretin.

[sean_lfc]

[Lee]

"If we had had five points, which we should definitely have had because the Stoke game was a point totally lost in bizarre circumstances, we might have been saying 'it's not great but it's not too bad'," he explained.

"We are that point behind where we want to be, and ideally we would have had seven or eight points and it would have been a very good start.

"But the fact is starts are starts, middles are middles and ends are ends and the bottom line in the Premier League is that you've just got to keep playing and keep trying to get points in every game you play.

"Last year the start was quite reasonable, I think, and then they went 16 games where they hardly took any points and we had to take 20 from the last 12.

"That is ridiculous really, because 20 points from 12 for teams like ourselves is going to be nigh-on impossible for the best part of the season.

"What we've got to keep doing is making sure every time we go on the field we're up for it, we're ready and we make it very difficult for the opposition and give ourselves a chance of getting a result - ideally a win but if that's not possible for some reason staying in the game for long enough to get yourself a draw.

"There'll be the odd game where you think you didn't get what you deserved but over the 38 games you have to believe what you do, how you play and how you shape up on the field will give you the results you deserve."

That's got to be made up. In fact, I'm not even falling for this one.

[Shaggy]

It's real

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,12040_7210838,00.html

[Lee]

Holy ****.

Just when I think the old fossil can't shock me anymore with what he says...

[Skrtelmania]

I've got no idea when reading the quotes in this thread which parts are real and which, if any, are comedy editing.

The man is a danger to satire as well as football.