Premiership games 22nd, 23rd & 24th January

[Craig_H]

I can never look at Bacary Sagna without thinking of a little anecdote of a mate of mine. He'd been working away in London and was telling me about this prostitute he visted in Kings Cross. He said "I tell you who she looked like..." - I was thinking he was gonna say Carmen Elektra or something.

"I tell you who she looked like....that Bacary Sagna, spitting image"

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I still remember that story of yours with Patrick Kluivert and the photograph

[Shaggy]

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I still remember that story of yours with Patrick Kluivert and the photograph

I've still got the photos somewhere, I'll have to try and dig 'em out and get it posted.

[Craig_H]

Please do. I ****ing laughed for minutes when you posted the story. The actual photographic evidence would probably put me out of action for a good quarter of an hour

[dom9]

****ing hope Blackpool go down, cant stand these no mark clubs who get all 'star struck' when they play United, and inevitably put any prospect of winning out of their minds before they get on the pitch. All that **** about "I'm so proud of my players, but we're playing the best team here so we'd be delighted with a draw even"....**** off with that Hodgson-esque bollocks.

Bring back teams like Forest and QPR, i say. At least the idea of playing the mancs isnt so jizz-worthy that they already know they've lost before they begin.

Get in, you small time ****ers. Only gonna lose 1-4 now

[Shaggy]

Just teeth

[Craig_H]

[ronanm]

Adam is like a mix between a poor man's Xabi and a poor man's Le Tissier. Surprised at how well B'pool are playing The Scum need to start dropping points asap.

[dom9]

I can never look at Bacary Sagna without thinking of a little anecdote of a mate of mine. He'd been working away in London and was telling me about this prostitute he visted in Kings Cross. He said "I tell you who she looked like..." - I was thinking he was gonna say Carmen Elektra or something.

"I tell you who she looked like....that Bacary Sagna, spitting image"

Did he go through with the deed?

[Craig_H]

The wonderful art of mockering, my good man

[Shaggy]

Did he go through with the deed?

God yeah ...he's an absolute animal. Lives with his missus too.

[dom9]

The wonderful art of mockering, my good man

[Andy Gray]That's what I love about this League. The sheer unpredictability of it. [/Andy Gray]

[Craig_H]

God yeah ...he's an absolute animal. Lives with his missus too.

I highlighted those two parts cos they made me laugh, but in truth, the whole post could just as easily be a piece of self-description

[Shaggy]

Nice megs from Adam there.

[Chris]

Adam is playing a bit to good at the minute!

Thats better, dodgy corner!

[dom9]

God yeah ...he's an absolute animal. Lives with his missus too.

I know people like that. Animal is the right word. They just don't care who or what they ****.