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They do some lovely chocolate ones, on the market now i think, really smooth and delicious
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Mmm, Werther's Plagiarisms.Originally posted by Craig_H View PostThey do some lovely chocolate ones, on the market now i think, really smooth and delicious
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Just wanted to revisit this briefly, and the whole 'smash it' clip - they are talking about an ex girlfriend of Jamie Redknapp - why the **** is Keys asking Redknapp if he shagged (smashed, ****ed, boned - whatever word you want to use) her? She was his ****ing girlfriend...what the hell does Keys THINK blokes do with their girlfriends? Game of bingo, followed by a round of golf?
"Did you smash it? Yeah, you smashed it"
Course he did, you ****ing blert.Comment
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Don't think Keysy knew that Redknapp used to go out with her.Comment
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when redknapp says "i used to go out with her" it might have given him a hintOriginally posted by Rudo View PostComment
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He said would you smash it and **** before Redknapp said i used to go out with her.Comment
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he asked did you smash it then Redknapp said he used to go out with her.
then Keys went on about hanging out the back of her.Comment
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How would I go about the bring back Keysy & Grey petition?
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It's like a lot of these blokes who talk about women like that - they're pretending to be 'men of the world' because they have no real experience of it.Originally posted by Craig_H View Post
You know, like Eric Idle's 'nudge nudge' character. And Frank..
Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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That female linesman is going to be on their new show
as a guest or probably on the phone.
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And it just keeps coming, bit of Racism now
Sexism row pundit Richard Keys shock racist slur on black player
Shamed football pundit Richard Keys described a black player as “choco” in an outrageous racist outburst.
Keys made the shocking remark while rehearsing for a Sky broadcast with ex-footballers Graeme Souness and Ray Wilkins.
Referring to black David Johnson, a potential Scottish international, he casually called him “Choco Jocko”.
The presenter, who quit in shame in a sexism storm last month, did not realise he was live on a test channel.
It means Keys will walk into his first day in his new job at TalkSport radio station tomorrow having to answer serious questions about racism.
Last night anti-racism groups in the footballing world condemned Keys.
The disgraced pundit, whose sidekick Andy Gray was sacked from Sky Sports for sexist comments about female *linesman Sian Massey, was discussing Johnson’s ineligibility to play for *Scotland in a Euro 2000 play-off when he made the comment 11 years ago.
Keys explained the situation saying: “Obviously Johnson, who they’ve (Scotland) courted for some time like the Welsh, hoped to get involved and it transpires he has an English mother which means he can only play for England apparently.
“He was born in Jamaica and has played for them.”
Former Chelsea assistant manager Ray Wilkins starts asking a question, saying: “Is it, is he not?” before
Liverpool and Scotland legend Souness interrupts and says: “He looks like a Jock doesn’t he?”
Without hesitation Keys replies: “Choco Jocko.” The sick joke is met by embarrassed laughter from others.
David Johnson, now a Nottingham-based football agent, said he was “very *disappointed” to hear of the comments.
He added: “If I’d have heard him say that at the time I would have been absolutely furious.”
Ged Gebby, chief of Show Racism The Red Card, slammed Keys’ remark, saying: “There’s been a huge improvement in *relation to racism in football in recent years, but individual comments are still being made, week in, week out.
“For a commentator to be making this kind of *comment is outrageous.”
Keys was rehearsing at Sky’s West London studios before a UEFA Cup evening of matches when his remarks were fed out on a testing channel for a football interactive service.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-22919246/
Be ****ing hilarious if Talksport bin him before he starts the new show
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Oh dear.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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It's all coming out now, you've been merked Keysy
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Pinched from elsewhere....
"Up next we've got Darren from Thetford, a real hardcore true Liverpool supporter..."
"Hi Andy, you are a proper ledge mate!"
"Thanks Darren. So, Rafa?"
"Naaaah."
"Hodgson?"
"Yeah!"
"Kenny?"
"Yeah!"
"Mourinho?"
"Bloody fantastic, mate! I wish!"
"Stevie G?"
"Yeah!"
"Lucas?"
"Naaaaah."
"Great call. Thanks Darren."Comment
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