Will Torres celebrate if he scores? (And other stuffs)

[Baracus]

Anyone hear on the BBC 5 live around 10.35pm tonight when LFC fan 6 Years old spoke about how he saved up his christmas money just to buy the shirt

[Rudo]

"if" he scores.

It's a near-certainty

I know dude, i fear the worst. You just know Carragher will try to **** Torres up though smash into him early on.
Could backfire mind you - a rattled Torres is a dangerous man.

[Fredo]

"if" he scores.

It's a near-certainty

Don't be defeatist mate.

[Baracus]

Torres to make a Owen Hargreaves style return

[Rudo]

His armband said he was a red Torres, Torres.
But Roman came & turned his head Torres, Torres.
He went down south for 50mils
Terry'll shag his bird for thrills
FERNANDO TORRES, you'll look a cunt in blue!

[Drago]

Anyone hear on the BBC 5 live around 10.35pm tonight when LFC fan 6 Years old spoke about how he saved up his christmas money just to buy the shirt

You think someone would have got one for crimbo.