Extravagant goal celebrations...

[mick the click]

...should be banned. They are wank.

It was a novelty at a world cup - like vuvuzelas.

Jump in the air, thank your team-mates (pile on top of them etc if it's merited), the supporters, but forget that wavy-arm/wiggly arse/shooting an arrow ****e.

That is all.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

@the monkey

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Thought that was a celebration...

[Craig_H]

Ketsbaia was a good one.

[Drago]

The one where he took the top off and started kicking the crap outta the advertising boarding?

[Mattshark]

@the monkey

That isn't a monkey

Seriously

[Craig_H]

The one where he took the top off and started kicking the crap outta the advertising boarding?

That's the one. Utter loon

[mick the click]

The one where he took the top off and started kicking the crap outta the advertising boarding?

That's acceptable, it's passion - it's just the prat 'aren't I great' crap I'm against.

[mick the click]

That isn't a monkey

Seriously

That chimp is a scouser.

[Drago]

That's acceptable, it's passion - it's just the prat 'aren't I great' crap I'm against.

The only one that grates me tbh is when they do a stupid little dance. Think Gyan or many African players.

It doesn't seem to matter if they waste a minute "dancing" when the score is only level.

[Mattshark]

That chimp is a scouser.

It may be a lot of things, but one thing it isn't, is a monkey.