PL fixtures: Feb 12th-15th

[Kenneth]

And again

Good first touch, terrible second.

[Rudo]

David Luiz looks a class act.

[Cleo]

Dee Snider looks a class act.

Fixed it for you

[Kenneth]

David Luiz looks a class act.

He does indeed.

[spud_gun]

Sideshow Bob looks a class act.

Fixed it for you

[Craig_H]

Torres is like M&Ms....missing and moaning.

[Drago]

Ugh this feels wrong watching him in a chelsea top.

[Craig_H]

Plastic ****s singing "we're gonna bounce in a minute" - lasted 3 seconds, and they stopped, with no bounce.

[Craig_H]

Traitor skies another

[Kenneth]

Plastic ****s singing "we're gonna bounce in a minute" - lasted 3 seconds, and they stopped, with no bounce.

I just don't get that mentality at all. You think that deep down, we're all football fans and fundamentally similar, but it's bollocks isn't it.

[danperkins]

Apart from subbing Chelsea for Liverpool, have the plastics bothered to change any of the other words to the Torres song?

[doogle]

just had a look at a chelsea forum but

'Just wow torres. I think Drogba's granny could make that pass?'
'sloppy, sloppy...'
'What's up with Nando's first touch. Looks off so far.'
'Torres....whyyyyy'
'Why are we playing long ball to Torres for? FFS.'
'umm, it doesnt look very good, nico, torres and Lampard look totally lost'
'Torres must wonder what he's signed up for. :-( '
'Tbh Torres has looked poor. '
'Are you kidding me?!?!? Wtf Fernando?!?!? '
'What a ball by Luiz. Toress messed up again. '
'What the hell Torres? AWFUL TOUCH.'
'A-hole Torres come on!!!! Drogba would've scored that COME ON!'
'Torres for 50 million you better learn how to take a better touch right there or you are going to become a worldwide joke my friend. I dont know what it is but Torres touch has just been horrible the 2 games he has played for us.'
'I counted two times where Torres didn't lose the ball, 1 where he tamed a shot at goal, and even then he looked like Bambi on ice struggling to get the ball under control. And 1 where he headed the ball into the path of Lampard. EVERY other time he's given away possession. '
'Torres is useless. No commitment, no speed, no shots and is constantly just losing the ball. I'd prefer Sturrdige over THAT'
'Torres touch has never been great, people will have to get used to the bad habits like poor touch and sulking because it is/will happen here.'

[Kenneth]

Apart from subbing Chelsea for Liverpool, have the plastics bothered to change any of the other words to the Torres song?

They basically just go ugh ugh ugh ugh... Fernando Trailor Chelsea's number 9. Caveman style.

[danperkins]

Ramires is a shocking player, never understood the Chelsea interest in teh first place, shocked when they paid that money for him, and he's done sweet fa since arriving.

[Gaz]

Apart from subbing Chelsea for Liverpool, have the plastics bothered to change any of the other words to the Torres song?

Do they have any other words apart from the chorus? Sounds like only about 5 people know them if they have

Plastic *******s!