Spitroast FTW 
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Disastrous thread.Comment
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To get this thread back on track...
I was taking a piss down the side of my mates house the other night around 3 when her housemate wouldn't open the door. When he finally did open it I couldn't stop, so he's standing waiting for me to stop pissing on his wheely bin. Wasn't best pleased.Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.Comment
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Great story. Got any more?Hello mert.Comment
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From wiki:
In May 2010 figures in the Daily Telegraph stated that Dyer, who had made only 22 appearances and had never played a full 90 minutes for West Ham, was the club's top earner on £83,000-a-week. His deal included £424,000-a-season for image rights and £100,000 in loyalty fees.
and we thought some of our transfer deals were bad.
"The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
-- William BlakeComment
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Originally posted by dww View PostFrom wiki:
In May 2010 figures in the Daily Telegraph stated that Dyer, who had made only 22 appearances and had never played a full 90 minutes for West Ham, was the club's top earner on £83,000-a-week. His deal included £424,000-a-season for image rights and £100,000 in loyalty fees.
and we thought some of our transfer deals were bad.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.Comment
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I've only recently realised Rudo is Marky.
Different name, same moron.Comment
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Did we ever find out what the rumoured 'mysterious illness' he had was?In Klopp we trust.Comment
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He once deliberately smacked a drink out of my hand in a nightclub and ****ing legged it down the stairs. In my book he's a cunt.A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace, and then at the end, punish himself even more.Comment
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...and Dyer?Like blood on ironComment
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