He wants Old Toilet, doesnt he? 

Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho insists Manchester City move is 'impossible'
Portuguese tactician rules out the possibility of replacing Roberto Mancini, and insists that the Spanish club do not intend to sell Cristiano Ronaldo amid interest from AC Milan
By Adithya Ananth
14 Apr 2011 10:53:00
Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho has ruled out the possibility of him managing Manchester City.
The Portuguese boss has made no secret of his desire to return to England, but insists it will not be with the Eastlands club.
It had been thought that the former Chelsea boss could be in line for a move to City, as reports in the past have pointed towards owner Sheikh Mansour being an admirer.
However, the ex-Porto coach has ruled out any chance of him replacing Roberto Mancini.
"Me to Manchester City? That's impossible," Mourinho told Sky Sport Italia.
The two-time Champions League-winning coach also maintained that Real have no intention of letting go of their record signing Cristiano Ronaldo, despite AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi talking up the idea of having the Portugal international at San Siro.
"I'm not saying it's impossible, because in football you never know, and Berlusconi can make a crazy offer," Mourinho said.
"But it must be a true madness because Real Madrid don't want to sell Cristiano Ronaldo."
Portuguese tactician rules out the possibility of replacing Roberto Mancini, and insists that the Spanish club do not intend to sell Cristiano Ronaldo amid interest from AC Milan
By Adithya Ananth
14 Apr 2011 10:53:00
Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho has ruled out the possibility of him managing Manchester City.
The Portuguese boss has made no secret of his desire to return to England, but insists it will not be with the Eastlands club.
It had been thought that the former Chelsea boss could be in line for a move to City, as reports in the past have pointed towards owner Sheikh Mansour being an admirer.
However, the ex-Porto coach has ruled out any chance of him replacing Roberto Mancini.
"Me to Manchester City? That's impossible," Mourinho told Sky Sport Italia.
The two-time Champions League-winning coach also maintained that Real have no intention of letting go of their record signing Cristiano Ronaldo, despite AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi talking up the idea of having the Portugal international at San Siro.
"I'm not saying it's impossible, because in football you never know, and Berlusconi can make a crazy offer," Mourinho said.
"But it must be a true madness because Real Madrid don't want to sell Cristiano Ronaldo."
post/rant, best ever
I think the point doogle is making is that, if in football 'you never know', how does he know that moving to city would be impossible?

), Arsenal are in love with Wenger and that pretty much leaves the scum. If not this season then surely soon IMO.

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