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    Club sign player aged....

    One!

    Fecking hell

    Rising football star Baerke van der Meij, aged one, is signed by club

    Toddler Baerke van der Meij has been signed up to a Dutch football team after winning YouTube fame following a quick kickabout against his toybox.

    With a little help from his father, the diminutive forward put crayon to paper and sealed the deal.

    He then posed for pictures standing on the desk wearing a miniature replica shirt. Online commentators have already compared him with national stars such as Denis Bergkamp and Arjen Robben.

    The contract was celebrated at the stadium with a glass of orange juice, and the club said, while their potential future star’s vocabulary was still limited, one word was enough – ‘bal’.

    ‘The toddler’s favourite position has not yet been determined,’ the club said in a statement.

    ‘However, we can speak of a right-footed player with a very good kicking technique, perseverance and, importantly, football genes via his grandfather.’





    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4F9MiTeV30"]YouTube - [HD] Amazing football/soccer talented boy from the Netherlands 1,5 year old!!!![/ame]

    #2
    Weird
    *Except Michael, who died.

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      #3
      Mental.
      3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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        #4
        kin ell my lad's better than him FFS!
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5
          yeah but your lads 14 shaggy
          i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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            #6
            Bet utd will be in for him within a year, poaching him away before he signs pro, hell! Fergie will probably meet him and his parents in a darkened back room of some nursery! tempting them with free shopping at mothercare.

            ps. What are the chances of young Jay Spearings boat race appearing on that kids shoulders at some stage in the near future ?

            edit: Damn it...look! someones already done it...
            Last edited by Vermilion; 28-04-11, 03:08 PM.

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              #7
              one year old
              The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

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                #8
                Mine's due september 22nd and its kicking like mad. I am contacting pini zahavi and eric hall to see if they would be interested. monster monster!!!
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                Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                  #9
                  Can't quite tell if serious?

                  If you and the missus are really expecting - well played. Didn't think you were ready for all that boring ****?
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    #10
                    Erm...
                    Hello mert.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shaggy View Post
                      Can't quite tell if serious?

                      If you and the missus are really expecting - well played. Didn't think you were ready for all that boring ****?
                      cheers mate, serious about baby not about getting Eric Hall as an agent

                      Well it wasnt planned, but actually quite looking forward to that boring ****....and its amazing how mnay of my old mates I am now seeig again as there women allow it as I am not leading them astray anymore as the eternal batchelor
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                      Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                      Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                        #12


                        Amazing how much more respect you get, mainly from women, once you're on the road to becoming a Dad.

                        Congrats man. The "boring ****" is ****ing amazing.
                        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                          #13
                          yep don;t know why i didn;t think of it earlier haha!!!

                          cheers mate, to be fair I am very much looking forward to it.....well after the first few months anyway
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                          Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                          Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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