General Twitter Thread

[Muddled]

Cheers for the YouTube footage Mostar, appreciated, but perhaps I could have worded it better.

I'm failing to see the link between donating sperm and a football club.

[Shaggy]

They want Getafe fans to have more unprotected sex and thus create more Getafe fans

[Muddled]

They want Getafe fans to have more unprotected sex and thus create more Getafe fans

Ah

How desperate.

And extremely hilarious.

[Shaggy]

Sorry, why did I put unprotected sex?!

You know what I mean. Wanking. Jizz. Babies. New Getafe fans.

[Shaggy]

You know you've had a good wank when you don't know where it landed.

[Pablo]

It is very bizarre but it's just an advert to encourage men to donate to sperm banks

[Shaggy]

Dunno what the rate is now but it used to be about £35 per visit. Know a mate who used to go all the time to top up his ale money

[Chazza]

A quick google and

Payment - Payment of donors is prohibited. You can however claim ‘reasonable expenses’ for travel and loss of earnings. The amount you can claim will depend on the time your donation takes.

Donors can claim up to £61.28 for each full day and up to a maximum of £250 per course of sperm donation.

The maximum applies to loss of earnings - not the cost of the out-of-pocket expenses. This decision was a result of a consultation on sperm, eggs and embryo donation – the SEED review.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

What's this Chazza, £250 per sperm donation?
I'M IN i want lots of mini me's terrorising the world wide web

[Lee]

Wow!

Last time I checked it was about £15 for a donation.

I'm emptying my sack over this. Get in.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Lee i don't think i could keep up with your level of donations.

[McDermotX]

Dunno what the rate is now but it used to be about £35 per visit. Know a mate who used to go all the time to top up his ale money

That old chestnut eh ?


You ******

[Imy]

GuillemBalague Guillem Balague
Mata move 2 Chelsea closer. It's a matter of hours. Clubs agreed fee, personal terms agreed too. He's very much looking 4ward to it

[Mostar]

@GuillemBalague
Mata move 2 Chelsea sorted. It's a matter of hours. Clubs agreed fee, 28m, personal terms agreed too. He's very much looking 4ward to it

28m euros for Mata... yesterday I met Villas Boas, expected all sorted by Sunday and since then player and coach have spoken

[Imy]

GuillemBalague Guillem Balague
Was told today by a top source at Spurs that Modric will go too. If that is the case, if that happens... wow!!