General Twitter Thread

[Rudo]

think being on TV in America has gone to his head somewhat. He's going to Charlie Sheen it any minute.

looks like it.

I don't mind him picking on cunts like - Rio Ferdinand, Owen, Rooney, Gary Neville and co but what harm has little Wayne Routledge done?

Was a funny line though.

[Kenneth]

"Portugal have sold Ronaldo to Spain for €100m in a bid to reduce its crippling debts"

thick *******

[Tee]

"Portugal have sold Ronaldo to Spain for €100m in a bid to reduce its crippling debts"

[Fredo]

Wayne Routledge hilariously fell for an April Fool's on Twitter, a story that Spain were set to buy Ronaldo from Portgual ...he totally fell for it

That can't be real no, that can't be real.

[Mostar]

It is real

[Fivex]

Er... Bit small that Mostar...

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

rioferdy5
Word of the day #baffled !!

piersmorgan
As indeed you will be when #Messi runs rings around you on Saturday

Lmfao

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

That's a real original one Nige

Here's Morgan's tweets with Joseph Barton earlier

Joseph Barton
Hopes Piers Morgan and Robbie Savage are as brave on here as they are when they write about me in the columns...............................

Piers Morgan
Yes, Mr Barton, I am RT

Joseph Barton
shows how naive you really are.............everyones brave behind a type writer

Piers Morgan
Thing about combat on here @Joey7Barton is that you have to use your brain, not your fists. Not really a fair fight but best of luck...

Piers Morgan
I haven't used a type-writer since you last went a season without being sent off

Piers Morgan
Anyone know if @Joey7Barton is the real one? His spelling is suspiciously good so far.

Joey Barton
no sendings off last season my new acquaintance..........

Piers Morgan
Was that because you were in prison? RT

Joey Barton
Prison? sometimes you have to take steps backwards in order to move forwards...........

Piers Morgan
Like NUFC not renewing your deal?

lmfao again can someone tell me why u all hate this guy?

[Mostar]

Er... Bit small that Mostar...

Ok I will make it bigger.

[Fivex]

Yes thanks mate, now I'm sad after realising how much of an idiot this millionaire actually is.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Not sure if I saw the pic in this thread.

Barcelona pair Gerard Pique and Carles Puyol took a picture of Cesc Fabregas off the wall at Arsenal's training ground - then posted a picture of themselves gawking at it, on Twitter.

[Rudo]

Not sure if I saw the pic in this thread.

Barcelona pair Gerard Pique and Carles Puyol took a picture of Cesc Fabregas off the wall at Arsenal's training ground - then posted a picture of themselves gawking at it, on Twitter.

yeah i posted it in the CL Final thread pal.

Cringeworthy or what - their obsession with Fabregas is kinda creepy and talk about disrespecting another Club's player.

Still hope they thrash the scum mind you

[Daniel 7]

Morgan's an Arsenal fan.

[Mostar]

Piers conversing with the Rat Boy

@piersmorgan About to interview my 2nd wife for @PiersTonight


G.Neville
RT@piersmorgan How the hell did you get 2 women to marry you?

Piers Morgan
RT@GNev2 I think the better question is how the hell did you get ONE to marry you?

G.Neville
RT@ @piersmorgan Personality Piers!

Piers Morgan
RT@GNev2 no offence T-Bag but you have the personality of an overly-grilled marshmallow.

G.Neville
RT@piersmorgan How would you describe the personality of your guests in the UK this year! I am Dynamite compared to them! Viewing figures poor


Piers Morgan
RT @GNev2 ratings have been great. Would love to interview you though - if you've got your bottle back since Vieira took it in that tunnel.

[Mostar]

Piers taking a piss with Mancs

@piersmorgan
Lighting a candle for you guys @rioferdy5 @WayneRooney @themichaelowen - ooh, it's going to be #Messi tomorrow night. #VivaBarca


@piersmorgan
If United win tomorrow night, I will tweet the words: 'I LOVE MANCHESTER UNITED' every hour for 24 hours. #morechanceofmeseducingrihanna

@piersmorgan
MEMO TO ALL UNITED FANS: I'll be live-tweeting during Champions League final tomorrow. #wouldntmissthismassacreforallthedollarsinfortknox