General Twitter Thread

[Chazza]

[ame]https://twitter.com/andywest01/status/470974942092460032[/ame]

[Gibbo]

Dani Alves to PSG makes sense.

Not sure Barca will match what they paid for Marquinhos though

[Phoenix07]

PSG going for an all Brazilian defence of Alves, Luiz, Thiago Silva, and Maxwell.

[Red_Polo]

Loads of tweets to Collymore congratulating him on getting a job as pundit for MOTD. Never listen to TalkSport but am guessing he's going to be the 'no nonsense straight talking' type based on his Twitter account.

Anyone confirm if true, no news out there which makes it a bit fishy.

[Cormack74]

He called MOTD crap a few years ago IIRC.

[Red_Polo]

Apparently he faked being the new presenter a while back. No idea wtf this is about though. Doesn't look like he's said himself he's got the job...

[RichC]

@woodhousecurtis
I see Paul Ince is trying to get his son a move to the premiership by pretending inter Milan want him, come on Paul we ain't stupid #NiceTry

[Exiled_red]

[ChesterDave]

It's official, Twitter has replaced the spoken conversation.

I'm still curious though.

Wild speculation but I reckon he has pictures of Williams either having an affair or with another fella and is blackmailing him. We all know Chopra is a bit skint and wasting all his own money so it wouldn't surprise me if blackmail of some sort is involved.

[Cormack74]

Talking of Stan, here's more twitter fun:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2639723/Stan-Collymore-sparks-fury-rubbishing-Falklands-1982-conflict-f-ing-island-sheep.html

[ChesterDave]

He's a little bit dim. We can't thieve it if it did not belong to anyone else as he claims. To thieve it would require previous ownership, surely.

[Red_Polo]

He was being typically bombastic for the sake of it, and yes he was wrong to refer to it as thieving, but the reaction was absolutely ridiculous. Defensive nationalistic nonsense reeling off arguments completely unrelated to what his tweet actually said.

[EwarWoo]

He was being typically bombastic for the sake of it, and yes he was wrong to refer to it as thieving, but the reaction was absolutely ridiculous. Defensive nationalistic nonsense reeling off arguments completely unrelated to what his tweet actually said.

Best way to piss off Collymore is go onto his twitter feed and call him a woman beating piece of scum.

Completely accurate and get a reaction every time

He's a grade A dickhead who just loves to stir things up them play the victim when he gets a reaction. The only victims around him are any females in his life.

[Red_Polo]

Best way to piss off Collymore is go onto his twitter feed and call him a woman beating piece of scum.

Completely accurate and get a reaction every time

He's a grade A dickhead who just loves to stir things up them play the victim when he gets a reaction. The only victims around him are any females in his life.

Yeah he really should just ignore that ****. Don't get the people who retweet flamers.

[EwarWoo]

Yeah he really should just ignore that ****. Don't get the people who retweet flamers.

He thinks he's smart enough to show them up. In reality he's dumb enough to get involved.

I never post on twitter, and rarely even read it, but I do get great pleasure from some of the Collymore stuff. Despicable human being who deserves everything he gets.

Someone needs to go on his feed and defend him.

"Guys, leave him be, picking on veterans is a step up from picking on women. 1 small step at a time" and see what reaction it gets