General Twitter Thread

[wiw]

The league could be interesting next year then. United, Chelsea, Arsenal and City all in with a shout

[Daffy Duck]

I hope his hair rejects him

[kingfunk]

There is something really ****ing disturbing about that Rooney picture. It's not right. Like something out of the munsters.

[Leyton388]

He still looks like a balding granny shagging **** LOL

[Chazza]

PaulOwens90 Paul Owens
by scottslater_
@scottslater_ City have signed Cahill from Bolton apparently.
4 hours ago

[Daniel 7]

Must mean Boateng is off...

[RichC]

He still looks like a balding granny shagging **** LOL

as they say - you can put glitter on a turd, it's still a turd!

[Fernandinho]

Wow, completely forgot about Boateng. What happened to him this season? Was he just ****?

[Daniel 7]

Yeah, big flop apparently, though I never saw much of him. Probably going to be sold on at a massive loss.

[Shaggy]

Boateng was injured for much of the season but yeah he'll be on his bike.

[Shaggy]

The_Jokebook The_Jokebook
Wasn't sure whether it'd be O'Neill or Jol taking over at Fulham but what with the MJ statue, I knew it was 'Gonna be Martin something'

[Shaggy]

DavidBGJones DAVID JONES
In other news, important figure at Man City told me 2 wks ago Alexis Sanchez deal was done ... seems not quite so straight forward.

[Vermilion]

There is something really ****ing disturbing about that Rooney picture. It's not right. Like something out of the munsters.

Yep, and he's not wearing a seat belt in a speeding vehicle, fine him i say...hit him where it hurts.

[Chazza]

Marcotti Gabriele Marcotti
Reports say Barca offer for Alexis Sanchez is 30m + Bojan (who has yet to agree move). Tough to judge what Bojan's market value is.
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Marcotti Gabriele Marcotti
Bojan 20, skillful + 1st option off bench up front for Barca. But willingness to let him go suggests Pep doesn't think he can go next level.
42 seconds ago

[Baracus]

Would not argue with peps judgement on bojan. Nothing special. It did not take Pedro long to fit in. Bojan seems to failed after what seems like and age of being hyped.