General Twitter Thread

[kingfunk]

It's the time for the big boys to get their balls out, whoever has the biggest wins. C'mon John Henry, get yer ****ing balls out....

[little dave hedgehog]

@Joey7Barton
Joseph Barton
"When I fall, no one catch me, alone lonely I'll overdose slowly, get scared, I'll scream and shout" lyrical master class from Jamie T.....

[Mostar]

@OliverKayTimes
Chelsea announce "season tickets now on sale to members with 0 loyalty points" #cfc

[Pablo]

Classic plastics

[Pablo]

WayneRooney Wayne Rooney
The new hair is coming on people. Swelling gone down #hairwego

Oh yeah it's looking much better Wayne, much better

[Glenn Hysen]

Oh yeah it's looking much better Wayne, much better

For real? He really is one ugly *******. Next time Wayne, transplant your whole head please.

[Assassin]

Oh yeah it's looking much better Wayne, much better

The nipple transplanted on the top of his head was a nice touch, making him the complete tit!

[Tee]

Oh yeah it's looking much better Wayne, much better

Looks like a massive tattoo on his head not a hair transplant!

[Fernandinho]

This is the new transfer speculation thread

[Imy]

Looks like a massive tattoo on his head not a hair transplant!

[Mostar]

@MirrorDarren
Roberto Martinez has turned Aston Villa down.

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

Aston No ambition Villa.

[Kenneth]

[Mostar]

@jeremy_LFC
Gervinho confirms departure from Lille for Arsenal. Expected to sign in the next couple of days

[Shaggy]

Bebe on loan to Besiktas according to a few tweets.