General Twitter Thread

[Shaggy]

in fact - i don't even follow the cunt...i bet u follow rio, michael owen and gary neville too don't yer yer manc *******

I follow Owen, not the other two.

[peekay]

Phil Neville vs Seamus Coleman twitter war.

Some quality comebacks from Coleman

Phil Neville V Seamus Coleman

PN: If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks

SC: prob be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!

PN: hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!

SC: if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench

PN: sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!

SC: yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky!
u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now!
actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!

PN : does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??

PN : r u licking captain robbie keanes arse like u lick captain nevilles?

PN : did ur brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!!

PN : when u upgrading ur caravan to a tent pal?

PN : any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!

PN : were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??

SC : why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!

PN : be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!

SC : does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?

PN : 16th season pal!

SC : you counting ur 10 years on united bench?

PN : gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?

SC : u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ur running tho??

PN : here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?

PN : keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!

SC : what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!

PN : nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??

SC : 5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u??

SC : u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!

PN : u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?

SC : everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!

PN : have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!

SC : is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x

PN : topman come on macedonia!!

PN : let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!

SC : u need me to do ur running.. Why do I need you??

PN : I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?

SC : I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.

PN : lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!

SC : nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!

its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!

SC : I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ur missing me really!

PN : u licking charlie adams arse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??

SC : hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!

courtesy of GAV on TLW

[PTP]

is that real?

[Alex]

Nice one pal

[Tee]

Hahaha, well in Seamus!! Ratboy junior gets pwnd!!

[destinydude]

TBF Phil Neville is a lot more classy bloke than rat boy. Did he ever say anything bad about us? I dont remember

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

[Craig_H]

Neither of them come across as remotely witty or funny.

[Tee]

Neither of them come across as remotely witty or funny.

Bit harsh on Seamus.... he does pretty well there IMO.

[Chazza]

FreddieBoswell7 Christian
Steven Defour looks to be joining Spartak Moscow.
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[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

W T F

we should be in for him.

[Chris]

2 and a half months out injured last season and 4 months out injured the season before. No thanks!

[IN_RAFA_WE_TRUST]

He's no Hargreaves.

[Mostar]

First Dzsudzsak and now Defour going to Russia..

[Daniel 7]

I wonder why they'd do that?

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