General Twitter Thread

[Reece]

Oliver Kay @OliverKayTimes
Genuine, apparently RT @DiscoMirror: Mancini walked into his weekly press conf wearing a David Platt mask after DP stood in for him last wk

[Tee]

That is quality.

[Reece]

[Tee]

[ChesterDave]

I think the accident was mentioned earlier in the thread but Boris Vucevik off Hoffenheim has been brought out off his induced coma. Reported on bbc sport but better here than a new thread

[Gibbo]

Great news.

Also, Apparently Snoop Dogg wants to buy Celtic. And sign Beckham.

[Fredo]

Great news.

Also, Apparently Snoop Dogg wants to buy Celtic. And sign Beckham.

[Fosterbloke]

Big Nev

That's a ****ing tragedy that is. He was always going to be a fat ******* though.

[Vermilion]

Guardian sport @guardian_sport

Man Utd's Ashley Young 'welcomed to hell' with prank call from Galatasary fan – video http://gu.com/p/3cvpa/tw via @guardian

[Shaggy]

Ed Malyon @eaamalyon
ridiculous RT @archiert1: Why can't Nigerian teams play away? Here's the final table of the Nigerian Premier League... pic.twitter.com/HKLMtAaD

[Shaggy]

4 points between 5th and 2nd bottom

[Shaggy]

Jonathan Wilson @jonawils
@ColinUdoh Any explanation as to the poor away form in the Nigerian league? pic.twitter.com/YAetMgqs

Colin Udoh @ColinUdoh
@jonawils I have seen a player from an away team deliberately miss what could have been a point-saving PK, just so his side leave unharmed

[Shaggy]

Colin Udoh @ColinUdoh
@jonawils And a GK on fire on the day being begged by his team mates to let home team score after 3-min injury time stretched to nearly 15

[PTP]

Just been reading that guys timeline...fascinating stuff...****ed up football league

[Fivex]

****ing hell

Presumably there aren't any bookies who take bets on this league?