General Twitter Thread

[dom9]

Snout wrong with that.

Scratching around for puns again?

[Fivex]

If it's not me then someone else'd trot them out.

[dom9]

We're in danger of making a pig's ear of this thread.

[Fivex]

We've thick skin around here.

[Gibbo]

It was certainly a crackling idea

[red g]

Smashed the windscreen of the car? I wonder where it was Porked.

[Imy]

They also egged Michael Owen's car

http://www.joe.ie/football/football-news/pic-michael-owens-teammates-did-an-egg-cellent-job-of-destroying-his-car-this-morning-0037698-1

[Muddled]

Epic bantz.

[dom9]

Owen drives an 11 year old car?

[Muddled]

It's a 62 plate? He must have left the helicopter at home and taken his *old* Mercedes because he knew of the upcoming banter.

[dom9]

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I have egg on my face.

[Chazza]

Jones' girlfriend: Pig stunt 'not even close to funny'

The girlfriend of Stoke City striker Kenwyne Jones has criticised the prank by his team-mates that involved placing a pig's head in his locker.

She tweeted that it was "not even close to funny" as Jones is a Rastafarian, so does not eat pork:


Big men acting like kids a pigs head is not a prank its just disgusting!!!!! Wtf??? I don't get how was that sup 2 be funny!!!! Really???

FROM @KISSAKJ ON TWITTER: (about 8 hours ago)

Listen 4 all those who don't get it lay the f! back! Where I come from that's not anywhere close 2 funny! Esp not knowing religious beliefs

FROM @KISSAKJ ON TWITTER: (about 7 hours ago)

It just takes a minute to be sensitive to someone's beliefs no one says u can't have a sense of humour but let it be a joke! This wasn't!

[Joey Jones]

Is Rastafarian a religion?

[Mattshark]

Is Rastafarian a religion?

Yes

[Fivex]

Yep. As is Rafastarian.