General Twitter Thread

[Bender]

Dislike the vile runt but £9m is a good price and as you say, he's a bit of an upgrade on Lennon.

And he does a much better version of the moonwalk .......i love you billie jean

[meffin]

Dislike the vile runt but £9m is a good price and as you say, he's a bit of an upgrade on Lennon.

Vole

[Red_Polo]

i love you billie jean

Is a full Bender version of the lyrics available?

[Bender]

Is a full Bender version of the lyrics available?

Am writing them now

[Chazza]

Telegraph Sport @TelegraphSport
Looks like Steve Claridge's Twitter account might have been hacked... pic.twitter.com/axzGtZNCQ5

[Pablo]

[Bender]

Word On The Pitch @wordonthepitch 58s
Manchester City make £40m Willian bid (#MCFC) (via @Adis_Sehic) -

[Bender]

@tancredipalmeri: It's happening. Eto'o discussing his way out from Anzhi. And, Sky Italy reporting that has been contacted by - wait for it - Napoli!

[kingfunk]

@tancredipalmeri: It's happening. Eto'o discussing his way out from Anzhi. And, Sky Italy reporting that has been contacted by - wait for it - Napoli!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Rafa and Eto have quite a spat at inter?

[Fernandinho]

I think it was the other way around. Inter were doing very average but Eto'o was scoring bag loads of goals.

[Fosterbloke]

Is Eto'o still worth a go or will his wages be stupidly expensive?

At least his shirt won't cost as much

[MrMichael]

Stupid wages, really really stupid. Be quite suprised if Rafa goes for him.

Word On The Pitch @wordonthepitch 58s
Manchester City make £40m Willian bid (#MCFC) (via @Adis_Sehic) -

No flipping way

They only bought him for €35m 6 months ago, and now they're having a fire sale, not even City would go straight in at £40m. Maybe half that. And that's assuming they had a position for him to play in, which looking at their squad I can't really see.

[Reece]

It's almost like these random Twitter accounts just make things up.

[RichC]

[Shaggy]

I think it was the other way around. Inter were doing very average but Eto'o was scoring bag loads of goals.

Eto'o was full of praise for Rafa and got loads of goals having previously been played at right back by Mourinho.